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Friends Are Like Underpants: Some crawl up your ass. Some snap under pressure. Some don't have the strength to hold you up. Some get a little twisted. Some support you. Some are your favorite. Some are cheap and just get bent out of shape. And some actually do cover your ass when you need them to!!

Features:

• Size: 9x18 inches
• Made from solid knotty pine
• Beveled edges
• Routed slot in back for hanging