Funny Signs
We have TONS of funny signs for home or business!
Funny friend signs...check. Funny drinking signs...got 'em. Funny parenting signs...yep. Funny marriage signs...you bet. Funny pet signs…roger. Sarcastic signs, witty signs, punny signs, snarky signs, and signs that just make you laugh...they're all here! With over 40 colors to choose from, your solid wood sign from Sawdust City will look great anywhere, and they’re made to last! Entertain family, friends, customers, and passersby in one fell swoop!
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The First 50 Years Of Marriage Are Always The Hardest
$24.99Full Text: The First 50 Years Of Marriage Are Always The Hardest Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9028$24.99 -
If you are going to act like a turd go lay in the yard
$44.99Full Text: If you are going to act like a turd go lay in the yard Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4462$44.99 -
Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor...
$24.99Full Text: Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, "Oh crap, she's up!" Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5400$24.99 -
Lack of Planning on Your Part Does Not Constitute an Emergency...
$24.99Full Text: Lack of Planning on Your Part Does Not Constitute an Emergency on My Part Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5312$24.99 -
Motto To Live By...General
$53.99Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Body Thoroughly Used Up, Totally Worn Out And Screaming, Woo Hoo, What...5539$53.99 -
They call me Mimi because I'm too cool to be Grandma!
$24.99Full Text: They call me Mimi because I'm too cool to be Grandma! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5363$24.99 -
Motto To Live By...Chocolate and Wine
$53.99Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Chocolate In One Hand, Wine In The Other, Body Thoroughly Used Up...743$53.99 -
If I ever go missing, I want my picture on a wine bottle...
$24.99Full Text: If I ever go missing, I want my picture on a wine bottle instead of a milk carton. That way, my friends will know I'm missing. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for...s9414$24.99 -
If you haven't grown up by age 50 you don't have to
$24.99Full Text: If you haven't grown up by age 50 you don't have to Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5401$24.99 -
Unattended Children Will Be Given An Espresso And A Free Puppy
$44.99Full Text: Unattended Children Will Be Given An Espresso And A Free Puppy Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging394$44.99 -
I laughed so hard the tears ran down my leg!
$24.99Full Text: I laughed so hard the tears ran down my leg! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5288$24.99 -
5 Deadly Terms Used By A Woman: 1. Fine: This is the word women use
$53.99Full Text: 5 Deadly Terms Used By A Woman: 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut up. 2. Nothing: Means something and you need to be worried. 3. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission,...4697$53.99 -
Things Our Mothers Taught Us - 21 Humorous Anecdotes
$64.99Full Text: Things Our Mothers Taught Us - 21 Humorous Anecdotes Vertical Features: Size: 9x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hanging5091$64.99 -
I Love The Nights I Can't Remember With The Friends I Can't Forget
$44.99Full Text: I Love The Nights I Can't Remember With The Friends I Can't Forget Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5654$44.99 -
In dog beers, I've only had one.
$44.99Full Text: In dog beers, I've only had one. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4343$44.99 -
What Happens On The Porch Stays On The Porch
$44.99Full Text: What Happens On The Porch Stays On The Porch Features: Size: 3.25x30 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingk6038$44.99 -
Agenda for the Day: Let the dog in. Let the dog out...
$44.99Full Text: Agenda for the Day: Let the dog in. Let the dog out. Let the dog in. Let the dog out. Let the dog in. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4689$44.99 -
A Dad's Dream: To have enough money to live the kind of life...
$24.99Full Text: A Dad's Dream: To have enough money to live the kind of life his wife and kids do. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5408$24.99 -
Yes...I can drive a stick.
$44.99Full Text: Yes...I can drive a stick. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4628$44.99 -
Business Hours - We Are Open - We Are Open For Business...
$53.99Full Text: Business Hours: We Are Open: We Are Open For Business Most Days About 8:30 am. Some Days As Early As 6 Or 7, But Occasionally As Late As 12:30 Or 1, But Usually Around 9 Unless It's Later. We Are Closed: We Close At 5 Or 6, Sometimes At 4. If...5830$53.99 -
I'm Not Bossy I Just Know What You Should Be Doing
$24.99Full Text: I'm Not Bossy I Just Know What You Should Be Doing Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt659$24.99 -
What Happens At Mimi's Stays At Mimi's
$44.99Full Text: What Happens At Mimi's Stays At Mimi's Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5543$44.99 -
It's All Good
$44.99Full Text: It's All Good Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4298$44.99 -
Our Aim Is To Keep This Bathroom Clean...
$44.99Full Text: Our Aim Is To Keep This Bathroom Clean: Gentlemen - Your aim will help. Stand closer, it's shorter than you think. Ladies - Please remain seated for the entire performance. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges...4504$44.99 -
Do, Or Do Not. There Is No Try - Jedi Master Yoda
$44.99Full Text: Do, Or Do Not. There Is No Try - Jedi Master Yoda Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5099$44.99 -
I'm so busy, I don't know if I found a rope or lost my horse
$44.99Full Text: I'm so busy, I don't know if I found a rope or lost my horse! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4496$44.99 -
When you stop believing in Santa you get underwear
$24.99Full Text: When you stop believing in Santa you get underwear Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5336$24.99 -
Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm...
$24.99Full Text: Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9531$24.99 -
Beware - Dog Can't Hold Its Licker
$44.99Full Text: Beware: Dog Can't Hold Its Licker Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging571$44.99 -
A Man's Motto To Live By - Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave...
$53.99Full Text: A Man's Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intentions Of Arriving Safely In Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways. Cigar In One Hand Beer In The Other Body Thoroughly Used Up,...5880$53.99 -
Weekend Forecast - Alcohol - Low Standards - Poor Decisions
$24.99Full Text: Weekend Forecast - Alcohol - Low Standards - Poor Decisions Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9301$24.99 -
Back Off! I have a sister and I'm not afraid to use her!
$24.99Full Text: Back Off! I have a sister and I'm not afraid to use her! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5518$24.99 -
Women are angels, and when someone breaks our wings...
$44.99Full Text: Women are angels, and when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly...on a broomstick. We're flexible like that! Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4674$44.99 -
How To Handle Stress Like A Dog...
$44.99Full Text: How To Handle Stress Like A Dog: If you can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4468$44.99 -
Really!?
$24.99Full Text: Really!? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9142$24.99 -
If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport
$44.99Full Text: If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5972$44.99 -
Grandparents - So Easy To Operate Even A Child Can Do It
$24.99Full Text: Grandparents So Easy To Operate Even A Child Can Do It Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt788$24.99 -
Three Wise Women - Would Have Asked Directions Arrived On Time
$44.99Full Text: Three Wise Women: Would Have Asked Directions Arrived On Time Helped Deliver The Baby Brought Practical Gifts Cleaned The Stable Made A Casserole And There Would Be Peace On Earth Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine...370$44.99 -
Mirror mirror on the wall...what the hell happened?
$24.99Full Text: Mirror mirror on the wall...what the hell happened? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5492$24.99 -
Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins.
$24.99Full Text: Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5467$24.99 -
Motto To Live By...Chocolate and Martini
$53.99Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Chocolate In One Hand, Martini In The Other, Body Thoroughly Used Up...979$53.99 -
The Four Stages Of Life - Santa Claus
$44.99Full Text: The Four Stages Of Life: 1. You Believe In Santa Claus 2. You Don't Believe In Santa Claus 3. You Are Santa Claus 4. You Look Like Santa Claus Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for...4000$44.99 -
A true friend is one who makes you laugh so hard you pee a little
$24.99Full Text: A true friend is one who makes you laugh so hard you pee a little Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5290$24.99 -
I Love Cooking With Wine...Sometimes I Even Put It In The Food!
$24.99Full Text: I Love Cooking With Wine...Sometimes I Even Put It In The Food! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5313$24.99 -
What Happens At The Lake Stays At The Lake (small)
$44.99Full Text: What Happens At The Lake Stays At The Lake (small) Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5017$44.99 -
A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a great friend will...
$24.99Full Text: A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a great friend will be sitting next to you saying damn that was fun! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...t5282$24.99 -
Bed & Breakfast ~ You make both
$44.99Full Text: Bed & Breakfast ~ You make both Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4048$44.99 -
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women....
$53.99Full Text: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women. . . 10. You can trade and old 44 for a new 22. 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let...4337$53.99 -
Excuse me...your birdfeeder is empty
$24.99Full Text: Excuse me...your birdfeeder is empty. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5588$24.99 -
They call me Nana because I'm too cool to be Grandma!
$24.99Full Text: They call me Nana because I'm too cool to be Grandma! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5357$24.99 -
They call me Papa because I'm too cool to be Grandpa!
$24.99Full Text: They call me Papa because I'm too cool to be Grandpa! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5364$24.99 -
Bad decisions make good stories
$24.99Full Text: Bad decisions make good stories Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9107$24.99 -
If you pour it, they will come.
$44.99Full Text: If you pour it, they will come. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4116$44.99 -
It's Hard To Be A Woman. You must think like a man...
$44.99Full Text: It's Hard To Be A Woman. You must think like a man, act like a lady, look like a young girl, and work like a horse. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4669$44.99 -
Let's eat Grandma. Let's eat, Grandma. Commas save lives.
$24.99Full Text: Let's eat Grandma. Let's eat, Grandma. Commas save lives. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9522$24.99 -
Seriously!?
$24.99Full Text: Seriously!? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9144$24.99 -
The Best Thing About Grandma's House...Is Grandpa!
$24.99Full Text: The Best Thing About Grandma's House...Is Grandpa! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5219$24.99 -
20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now...
$24.99Full Text: 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope, and no Jobs. Please, do not let Kevin Bacon die. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges...t5517$24.99 -
Cowboy Words of Wisdom - Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day...
$53.99Full Text: Cowboy Words of Wisdom: Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day. Always drink upstream from the herd. Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. Never miss a...4463$53.99 -
Go Sell Crazy Somewhere Else We're All Stocked Up Here
$24.99Full Text: Go Sell Crazy Somewhere Else We're All Stocked Up Here Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5212$24.99 -
I have decided I no longer want to be an adult. So...
$24.99Full Text: I have decided I no longer want to be an adult. So, if anyone needs me, I'll be in my blanket fort...coloring. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5529$24.99 -
I may look calm, but in my mind, I've killed you three times.
$24.99Full Text: I may look calm, but in my mind, I've killed you three times. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9365$24.99 -
No Vacancy
$44.99Full Text: No Vacancy Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging300$44.99 -
We don't hide crazy we just put it on the front porch...
$44.99Full Text: We don't hide crazy we just put it on the front porch and give it a drink Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4988$44.99 -
I wasn't born in the south, but I got here as fast as I could!
$44.99Full Text: I wasn't born in the south, but I got here as fast as I could! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4050$44.99 -
Life Is Made Of Choices - Remove Your Shoes Or Scrub The Floor
$44.99Full Text: Life Is Made Of Choices - Remove Your Shoes Or Scrub The Floor Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4245$44.99 -
No Soliciting - We are too broke to buy anything...
$44.99Full Text: No Soliciting - We are too broke to buy anything. We already know who we are voting for. We have found Jesus. Seriously, unless you are selling Thin Mints, Please Go Away!! Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges...8120$44.99 -
So, I just found out I'm awesome. You might want to get yourself tested.
$24.99Full Text: So, I just found out I'm awesome. You might want to get yourself tested. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9451$24.99 -
What If The Hokey Pokey Is What It's All About (large) (9x36)
$64.99Full Text: What If The Hokey Pokey Is What It's All About (large) Features: Size: 9x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging964$64.99 -
Can't, I'm Booked (image of books)
$44.99Full Text: Can't, I'm Booked (image of books) Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4549$44.99 -
I Can Only Please One Person Per Day - Today Is Not Your Day
$24.99Full Text: I Can Only Please One Person Per Day - Today Is Not Your Day - Tomorrow Isn't Looking Too Good Either! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9198$24.99 -
I Don't Want To. I Don't Have To. You Can't Make Me. I'm Retired
$24.99Full Text: I Don't Want To. I Don't Have To. You Can't Make Me. I'm Retired Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt657$24.99 -
Remember As Far As Everyone Else Is Concerned, We Are A Nice Normal Family
$44.99Full Text: Remember As Far As Everyone Else Is Concerned, We Are A Nice Normal Family Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5608$44.99 -
Your Husband Called And Said It's Ok To Buy Anything You Want
$44.99Full Text: Your Husband Called And Said It's Ok To Buy Anything You Want Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging723$44.99 -
I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say...
$24.99Full Text: I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey look, that one is shaped like an idiot." Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5583$24.99 -
If You Sprinkle When You Tinkle Be A Sweetie And Wipe The Seatie
$24.99Full Text: If You Sprinkle When You Tinkle Be A Sweetie And Wipe The Seatie Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt817$24.99 -
It Is What It Is
$44.99Full Text: It Is What It Is Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5522$44.99 -
My windows aren't dirty, that's just my dog's nose art!
$44.99Full Text: My windows aren't dirty, that's just my dog's nose art! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4600$44.99 -
Friends Are Like Underpants...
$53.99Full Text: Friends Are Like Underpants: Some crawl up your ass. Some snap under pressure. Some don't have the strength to hold you up. Some get a little twisted. Some support you. Some are your favorite. Some are cheap and just get bent out of shape. And...4476$53.99 -
Nothing Tastes As Good As Being Thin Feels
$24.99Full Text: Nothing Tastes As Good As Being Thin Feels Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt667$24.99 -
I Am Lost - I've gone to look for myself. If I should return...
$24.99Full Text: I Am Lost: I've gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5328$24.99 -
I don't have a bucket list but my f@#k-it list is about a mile long
$24.99Full Text: I don't have a bucket list but my f@#k-it list is about a mile long! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9412$24.99 -
What happens at Grandma and Grandpa's stays at Grandma and Grandpa's
$44.99Full Text: What happens at Grandma and Grandpa's stays at Grandma and Grandpa's Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4273$44.99 -
The Hokey Pokey Clinic - A place to turn yourself around
$53.99Full Text: The Hokey Pokey Clinic - A place to turn yourself around Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4666$53.99 -
I Have Flying Monkeys And I'm Not Afraid To Use Them
$59.99Full Text: I Have Flying Monkeys And I'm Not Afraid To Use Them Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5573$59.99 -
Motto To Live By...Chocolate and Beer
$53.99Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Chocolate In One Hand, Beer In The Other, Body Thoroughly Used Up,...617$53.99 -
The most important thing in life is to always be yourself...
$44.99Full Text: The most important thing in life is to always be yourself...unless you can be Batman. If you can be Batman, then always be Batman. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4929$44.99 -
The Queen Is Not Accepting An Audience Today
$44.99Full Text: The Queen Is Not Accepting An Audience Today Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging801$44.99 -
If you can't be with the wine you love, love the wine you're with
$44.99Full Text: If you can't be with the wine you love, love the wine you're with! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging4699$44.99 -
Many people have eaten my cooking & gone on to lead normal lives
$44.99Full Text: Many people have eaten my cooking & gone on to lead normal lives Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4521$44.99 -
They're called "man-hours" because a woman would...
$24.99Full Text: They're called "man-hours" because a woman would finish that shit in 20 minutes. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9561$24.99 -
We interrupt this marriage to bring you football season
$44.99Full Text: We interrupt this marriage to bring you football season Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4623$44.99 -
You Never Know How Many Friends You Have Until You Have A Lake House
$59.99Full Text: You Never Know How Many Friends You Have Until You Have A Lake House Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5691$59.99 -
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem...
$24.99Full Text: Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, simply surrounded by assholes. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat...s9342$24.99 -
Caution: Old People at Play
$24.99Full Text: Caution: Old People at Play Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5285$24.99 -
Changing The Toilet Paper Roll Does Not Cause Brain Damage. (3.5x10)
$24.99Full Text: Changing The Toilet Paper Roll Does Not Cause Brain Damage. (3.5x10) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9207$24.99 -
Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if he kept his mouth shut
$24.99Full Text: Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if he kept his mouth shut. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5384$24.99 -
Ask Not For Whom The Dog Barks. It Barks For Thee.
$44.99Full Text: Ask Not For Whom The Dog Barks. It Barks For Thee. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5006$44.99 -
Fishing vs. Sex - 20 Funny Comparisons
$53.99Full Text: Fishing vs. Sex: 20. No matter how much beer you've had, you can still Fish. 19. A limp rod is still useful while Fishing. 18. You don't have to hid your Fishing magazines. 17. It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you...4507$53.99 -
I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people...
$24.99Full Text: I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people...I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat...t5501$24.99