Sawdust City LLC: New Products

Summermaid - Cute Beach Sign

Mon, 04 May 2026 11:01:38 +0000

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Summermaid

Features:

Size: 7x7 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $24.99

Mentally Ill but Totally Chill - Funny Sign

Mon, 04 May 2026 11:01:38 +0000

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Mentally Ill but Totally Chill

Features:

Size: 7x7 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $24.99

If I ever get rabies I know who I'm gonna bite (raccoon)

Mon, 04 May 2026 11:01:38 +0000

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If I ever get rabies I know who I'm gonna bite (raccoon)

Features:

Size: 7x7 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $24.99

"Duns" A Guide: 2 - Law & Order - Funny Sign

Mon, 04 May 2026 11:01:38 +0000

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"Duns" A Guide: 2 - Law & Order, 3 - Baby One More Time, 4 - Beethoven's 5th, 6 - Mario Underground, 7 - Seven Nation Army, 8 - Mission Impossible

Features:

Size: 7x7 inches
Made from solid knotty pine..
Price: $24.99

What's with my anxiety - Funny Sign

Mon, 04 May 2026 11:01:38 +0000

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What's with my anxiety giving me chest pain and stomach issues? I thought you were supposed to be a mental disorder. Stay in your lane.

Features:

Size: 7x7 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat..
Price: $24.99

Free Therapy Tip: Spice up your panic attack with a harmonica

Mon, 04 May 2026 11:01:37 +0000

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Free Therapy Tip: Spice up your panic attack with a harmonica.

Features:

Size: 7x7 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $24.99

Life Lessons from the Cat - Cute Sign

Mon, 04 May 2026 11:01:37 +0000

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Life Lessons from the Cat: Stay curious, set boundaries, enjoy alone time, stretch often, find the sun, demand delicious snacks, be selective with your affection

Features:

Size: 7x7 inches
Made from solid ..
Price: $24.99

I don't need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

Mon, 04 May 2026 11:01:37 +0000

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I don't need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

Features:

Size: 7x7 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $24.99

Before coffee: I hate everything. After Coffee - Funny Sign

Mon, 04 May 2026 11:01:37 +0000

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Before coffee: I hate everything. After Coffee: I feel good about hating everything.

Features:

Size: 7x7 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in b..
Price: $24.99

Not to brag, but my child already - Funny Parenting Sign

Mon, 04 May 2026 11:01:36 +0000

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Not to brag, but my child already knew everything I told them today.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hangi..
Price: $16.99

I aim to please, but my aim ain't that good.

Mon, 04 May 2026 11:01:36 +0000

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I aim to please, but my aim ain't that good.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $16.99

Doctor: You just need to diet and exercise - Funny Sign

Mon, 04 May 2026 11:01:36 +0000

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Doctor: You just need to diet and exercise and you'll start to feel better. Me: So it's terminal then?

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting

Price: $16.99

Not everyone is going to think you're amazing and magical...

Mon, 04 May 2026 11:01:36 +0000

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Not everyone is going to think you're amazing and magical. They're wrong though.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in ba..
Price: $16.99

Let's be weird together

Mon, 04 May 2026 11:01:35 +0000

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Let's be weird together

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $16.99

I never make the same mistake twice... Funny Sign

Mon, 04 May 2026 11:01:35 +0000

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5 or 6 times just to be sure.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back f..
Price: $16.99

Fight Back Spring! It's like you're not even trying!

Mon, 04 May 2026 11:01:35 +0000

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Fight Back Spring! It's like you're not even trying!

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $16.99

Ever think certain people should - Funny Sign

Mon, 04 May 2026 11:01:35 +0000

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Ever think certain people shoul duse a glue stick instead of chapstick?

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for ha..
Price: $16.99

But first, pray. Simple Faith Sign

Mon, 04 May 2026 11:01:35 +0000

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But first, pray.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $16.99

Once I learn to stop people-pleasing - Funny Sign

Mon, 04 May 2026 11:01:34 +0000

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Once I learn to stop people-pleasing, it is so over for all of you. If that's ok with you, no worries if not!

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sittin..
Price: $16.99

My dog barks at nothing, then looks at me - Funny Dog Sign

Mon, 04 May 2026 11:01:34 +0000

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My dog barks at nothing, then looks at me like I'm supposed to handle it.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for ..
Price: $16.99

Not to brag, but my kid just - Funny Parenting Sign

Mon, 04 May 2026 11:01:34 +0000

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Not to brag, but my kid just listened to me the very seventh time I asked.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for..
Price: $16.99

I wish I had enough money to - Funny Sign

Mon, 04 May 2026 11:01:34 +0000

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I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn't make me happy.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hangingPrice: $16.99

I was cleaning the kitchen but then - Funny Sign

Mon, 04 May 2026 11:01:33 +0000

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I was cleaning the kitchen but then I saw the laundry so I watered a plant and now I'm making a dentist appointment.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf..
Price: $16.99

I have good problem solving skills - Funny Sign

Mon, 04 May 2026 11:01:33 +0000

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I have good problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Route..
Price: $16.99

I hate when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong

Mon, 04 May 2026 11:01:33 +0000

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I hate when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hangin..
Price: $16.99

Hold him a little longer... Cute Boy's Sign

Mon, 04 May 2026 11:01:33 +0000

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Hold him a little longer, rock him a little more. Tell him another story (you've only told him four.) Let him sleep on your shoulder, rejoice in his happy smile. He is only a little boy for such a little while.

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Price: $44.99

Hold her a little longer... Cute Girl's Sign

Mon, 04 May 2026 11:01:32 +0000

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Hold her a little longer, rock her a little more. Tell her another story (you've only told her four.) Let her sleep on your shoulder, rejoice in her happy smile. She is only a little girl for such a little while.

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Price: $44.99

My Happy Pills (dogs)

Wed, 04 Mar 2026 12:25:01 +0000

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My Happy Pills (dogs)

Features:

Size: 7x7 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $24.99

My Happy Pills (cats)

Wed, 04 Mar 2026 12:22:58 +0000

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My Happy Pills (cats)

Features:

Size: 7x7 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $24.99

Live Love Lake (nautical icons)

Wed, 04 Mar 2026 12:07:03 +0000

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Live Love Lake (nautical icons)

Features:

Size: 12x12 inches
Solid Pine frame
Thin panel to keep sign lightweight
Easy to hang from frame back

Price: $45.99

CUSTOM - Coffee Bar

Thu, 05 Feb 2026 14:37:37 +0000

Custom Coffee Bar

Features:

Old Burgundy & Chestnut Stain
Adjustable Shelving
Raised Footing
Black Knobs & Drawer Pull

Email megan@sawdustcityllc.com to c..

You will never be too much

Tue, 06 Jan 2026 08:45:10 +0000

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You will never be too much for someone who can't get enough of you

Features:

Size: 7x7 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $24.99

The real game-changer in healing comes when...

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 11:27:26 +0000

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The real game-changer in healing comes when you learn how to choose differently.

Features:

Size: 9x12 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Beveled and distressed edges
Routed slot in back for ha..
Price: $44.99

The Power of YET: I don't know, yet. This doesn't work, yet...

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 11:27:25 +0000

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The Power of YET: I don't know, yet. This doesn't work, yet. I don't understand, yet. It doesn't make sense, yet. I'm not good at this, yet. I can't do this, yet.

Features:

Size: 9x12 inches
Made from solid kno..
Price: $44.99

Not every hand I've held has been honest and faithful...

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 11:27:25 +0000

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Not every hand I've held has been honest and faithful, but every paw has.

Features:

Size: 9x12 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Beveled and distressed edges
Routed slot in back for hangingPrice: $44.99

Less Uff Da - More Lefse

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 11:27:25 +0000

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Less Uff Da - More Lefse

Features:

Size: 9x12 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Beveled and distressed edges
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $44.99

Nice Shoes - Now take them off.

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 11:27:24 +0000

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Nice Shoes - Now take them off.

Features:

Size: 7x18 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Beveled and distressed edges
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $44.99

Life doesn't have to be perfect to be wonderful.

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 11:27:24 +0000

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Life doesn't have to be perfect to be wonderful.

Features:

Size: 9x12 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $44.99

When I was a kid, bedtime was 9pm. I couldn't wait to...

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 11:27:24 +0000

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When I was a kid, bedtime was 9pm. I couldn't wait to be grown up so I could go to bed whenever I wanted. Turns out it's 9pm.

Features:

Size: 7x7 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf..
Price: $24.99

Keepin' It Reel (fishing pole)

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 11:27:24 +0000

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Keepin' It Reel (fishing pole)

Features:

Size: 7x7 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $24.99

I want you to know someone cares. Not me, but someone.

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 11:27:23 +0000

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I want you to know someone cares. Not me, but someone. (retro women)

Features:

Size: 7x7 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $24.99

Bloom where you are planted

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 11:27:23 +0000

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Bloom where you are planted

Features:

Size: 7x7 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $24.99

When life gives you pants, shit them.

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 11:27:22 +0000

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When life gives you pants, shit them.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $16.99

When I say, "no worries either way," I'm actually worrying...

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 11:27:21 +0000

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When I say, "no worries either way," I'm actually worrying both ways, plus a secret third way.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slo..
Price: $16.99

What? Everyone was thinking it.

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 11:27:21 +0000

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What? Everyone was thinking it.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $16.99

Turns out it was not, in fact, easy peasy lemon squeezy.

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 11:27:21 +0000

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Turns out it was not, in fact, easy peasy lemon squeezy.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $16.99

The world is my oyster. In the sense that oysters are too expensive

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 11:27:21 +0000

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The world is my oyster. In the sense that oysters are too expensive.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $16.99

The older I get, the more I think about all the people I've lost...

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 11:27:21 +0000

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The older I get, the more I think about all the people I've lost. Maybe being a trail guide wasn't such a great idea after all.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edge..
Price: $16.99

The average person changes careers 3-5 times. It's not too late...

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 11:27:20 +0000

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The average person changes careers 3-5 times. It's not too late to start teaching water aerobics to day drinkers on vacation.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges ..
Price: $16.99

So Mysterious even I don't know what I'm doing half the time

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 11:27:20 +0000

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So Mysterious even I don't know what I'm doing half the time

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $16.99

Some poor phoneless fool is probably sitting by a waterfall...

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 11:27:20 +0000

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Some poor phoneless fool is probably sitting by a waterfall somewhere, totally unaware of how angry and scared he's supposed to be.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges ..
Price: $16.99

Solvem Probler

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 11:27:19 +0000

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Solvem Probler

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $16.99

Shit's Gonna Be Lit (Me, dumping a new puzzle onto the table.)

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 11:27:19 +0000

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Shit's Gonna Be Lit (Me, dumping a new puzzle onto the table.)

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hangingPrice: $16.99

People who say they don't have time for...

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 11:27:18 +0000

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People who say they don't have time for my BS need to learn how to manage their time better.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot ..
Price: $16.99

Only 7 hours, 55 minutes, and 35 more years until I'm done with work

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 11:27:18 +0000

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Only 7 hours, 55 minutes, and 35 more years until I'm done with work.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hang..
Price: $16.99

Me: finally drifting off to sleep My Alarm...

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 11:27:18 +0000

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Me: finally drifting off to sleep My Alarm: You're not going to believe this...

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for..
Price: $16.99

Me at my 81st rodeo: What the hell is going on?

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 11:27:18 +0000

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Me at my 81st rodeo: What the hell is going on?

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $16.99

I wouldn't call myself quirky, but something's definitely off.

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 11:27:18 +0000

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I wouldn't call myself quirky, but something's definitely off.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $16.99

I want you to know I'd take a bullet for you...

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 11:27:17 +0000

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I want you to know I'd take a bullet for you. But I'm probably the reason we're getting shot at, soÂ…

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Rou..
Price: $16.99

I sleep like a baby. Waking up every few hours...

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 11:27:16 +0000

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I sleep like a baby. Waking up every few hours, hungry and screaming at a world I don't understand.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Route..
Price: $16.99

I run every day for 15 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 15 minutes...

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 11:27:16 +0000

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I run every day for 15 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 15 minutes to the next day. This has been a total game-changer. Tomorrow I'm supposed to run for 3 months.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid kn..
Price: $16.99

I have sex daily - dyslexia

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 11:27:16 +0000

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I have sex daily - dyslexia

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $16.99

I got a pet termite and named it Clint. Clint Eatswood.

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 11:27:16 +0000

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I got a pet termite and named it Clint. Clint Eatswood.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $16.99

If you're feeling sad, go for a run. It's amazing how quickly...

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 11:27:15 +0000

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If you're feeling sad, go for a run. It's amazing how quickly you realize your physical health is so much worse than your mental health.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat e..
Price: $16.99

If life was a Monopoly game, we'd be at the part where...

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 11:27:15 +0000

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If life was a Monopoly game, we'd be at the part where everybody rage quits because all the property is gone, rent is unaffordable, there's only one guy with money, and he doesn't get why no one else is having any fun.

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Price: $16.99

Hello darkness my old friend, is it 5 or 10 pm?

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 11:27:15 +0000

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Hello darkness my old friend, is it 5 or 10 pm?

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $16.99

Hacker: I have all your passwords. Me: OMG thank you! What are they?

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 11:27:15 +0000

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Hacker: I have all your passwords. Me: OMG thank you! What are they?

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $16.99

Before I got married, I'd just slam into the back of cars...

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 11:27:14 +0000

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Before I got married, I'd just slam into the back of cars because I didn't have a wife to gasp and point out when someone braked 3 miles ahead.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine

Price: $16.99

Candy Hearts From Mom...

Thu, 04 Dec 2025 11:01:34 +0000

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Candy Hearts From Mom: Shut the door. It's wherever you left it. Just let me finish my coffee. I said get your shoes on. You're not hungry you're just bored. I heard that. I saw that. Because I said so. When you pay the bills. I don't care who started it.Price: $24.99

I'm not raising them to need me forever...

Thu, 04 Dec 2025 11:01:33 +0000

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I'm not raising them to need me forever. I'm raising them to know they can come to me forever.

Features:

Size: 9x12 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Beveled and distressed edges
Routed slot ..
Price: $44.99

Sooner or later we all quote our mothers

Thu, 04 Dec 2025 11:01:33 +0000

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Sooner or later we all quote our mothers

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $16.99

I like like you.

Thu, 04 Dec 2025 11:01:33 +0000

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I like like you.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $16.99

I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then I remember...

Thu, 04 Dec 2025 11:01:33 +0000

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I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then I remember I'm not an actor.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for han..
Price: $16.99

I don't know what I'd do without coffee. Probably 25 to life.

Thu, 04 Dec 2025 11:01:33 +0000

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I don't know what I'd do without coffee. Probably 25 to life.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $16.99

Call me old, but these days I'm just excited to get home and lay down.

Thu, 04 Dec 2025 11:01:32 +0000

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Call me old, but these days I'm just excited to get home and lay down.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for han..
Price: $16.99

Baby Got Back (problems)

Thu, 04 Dec 2025 11:01:32 +0000

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Baby Got Back (problems)

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $16.99

Any time I try to eat healthy, along comes Thanksgiving, Christmas...

Thu, 04 Dec 2025 11:01:32 +0000

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Any time I try to eat healthy, along comes Thanksgiving, Christmas, Summer, TuesdayÂ…

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back..
Price: $16.99

Love Lives Here

Thu, 04 Dec 2025 11:01:32 +0000

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Love Lives Here

Features:

Size: 7x7 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $24.99

I'm not always a train wreck. Just kidding. Toot toot!

Thu, 04 Dec 2025 11:01:32 +0000

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I'm not always a train wreck. Just kidding. Toot toot!

Features:

Size: 7x7 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $24.99

1 Corinthians 13 - Wood Wedding & Love Sign

Mon, 06 Oct 2025 10:25:43 +0000

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Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices with the truth. It a..
Price: $53.99

The Secret to Living Well: - Inspirational Wood Sign

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 11:32:11 +0000

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The Secret to Living Well: Eat half, walk double, laugh triple, and love without measure. Tibetan Proverb

Features:

Size: 9x12 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Beveled and distressed edges
R..
Price: $44.99

Why do when you can don't - Funny Wooden Sign

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 11:32:11 +0000

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Why do when you can don't

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $16.99

When I hear a TV chef say you can make this... - Funny Sign

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 11:32:11 +0000

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When I hear a TV chef say you can make this from items you already have on hand, I assume they're going to whip up something amazing with pickles, potato chips, and Little Debbies.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches

Price: $16.99

The 2 toughest things about running at 5 am: - Funny Wood Sign

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 11:32:10 +0000

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The 2 toughest things about running at 5 am: 1. Being awake at 5 am. 2. Running.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for ..
Price: $16.99

Oh my gourdness! - Cute Fall Sign with Pumpkins

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 11:32:10 +0000

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Oh my gourdness! (pumpkins)

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $16.99

My favorite move is a cross between a lunch and a crunch.. - Sign

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 11:32:10 +0000

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My favorite move is a cross between a lunch and a crunch. I call it lunch.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hangin..
Price: $16.99

Mombie [mam-bee&91; a sleep deprived mother... - Funny Sign

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 11:32:10 +0000

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Mombie [mam-bee&91; a sleep deprived mother who survises on caffeine. May become more active after dark.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting

Price: $16.99

In November... Kid: Mom, I need a new toothbrush. - Funny Sign

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 11:32:10 +0000

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In November... Kid: Mom, I need a new toothbrush. Mom: Add it to your Christmas list.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back..
Price: $16.99

I married my wife for her looks, but not the ones... - Funny Sign

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 11:32:09 +0000

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I married my wife for her looks, but not the ones she's been giving me lately.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for ha..
Price: $16.99

I Fart because it's the only gas I can afford. - Funny Sign

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 11:32:09 +0000

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I Fart because it's the only gas I can afford.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $16.99

I'm really starting to understand why Miss Piggy... Funny Sign

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 11:32:09 +0000

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I'm really starting to understand why Miss Piggy is always growling and karate-chopping everyone.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed ..
Price: $16.99

I'm holding a beer. So yeah, I'm pretty busy - Funny Wood Sign

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 11:32:09 +0000

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I'm holding a beer. So yeah, I'm pretty busy.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $16.99

Do not attempt to jingle my bells before I've had my coffee

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 11:32:09 +0000

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Do not attempt to jingle my bells before I've had my coffee.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $16.99

Dear Naps, Sorry I was such a jerk to you when I was a kid.

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 11:32:08 +0000

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Dear Naps, Sorry I was such a jerk to you when I was a kid.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $16.99

Dangerously close to a meltdown - Cute Snowman Sign

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 11:32:08 +0000

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Dangerously close to a meltdown

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $16.99

Crawl. Walk. Fish. - Small Wooden Fishing Sign

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 11:32:08 +0000

Full Text:

Crawl. Walk. Fish.

Features:

Size: 3.5x10 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $16.99

This is boo sheet - Cute Halloween Sign

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 11:32:08 +0000

Full Text:

This is boo sheet

Features:

Size: 7x7 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $24.99

Something Wicked This Way Comes - Small Halloween Sign

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 11:32:07 +0000

Full Text:

Something Wicked This Way Comes

Features:

Size: 7x7 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $24.99

Looks like someone can't handle their boos! - Cute Ghost Sign

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 11:32:07 +0000

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Looks like someone can't handle their boos! (cute ghost)

Features:

Size: 7x7 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $24.99

It's fall y'all - Cute Wood Sign

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 11:32:07 +0000

Full Text:

It's fall y'all

Features:

Size: 7x7 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $24.99

Fluent in fowl language (chicken) - Square Wood Sign

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 11:32:07 +0000

Full Text:

Fluent in fowl language (chicken)

Features:

Size: 7x7 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $24.99

Dasher-Dancer-Prancer-Vixen-Vodka-Whiskey-Tequila-Blitzen

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 11:32:06 +0000

Full Text:

Dasher-Dancer-Prancer-Vixen-Vodka-Whiskey-Tequila-Blitzen

Features:

Size: 7x7 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $24.99

Bout to bag it up - no diggity no doubt - Halloween Sign

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 11:32:06 +0000

Full Text:

Bout to bag it up - no diggity no doubt

Features:

Size: 7x7 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $24.99

Ambitchous [am-bich-us&91; adjective - Funny Definition Sign

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 11:32:06 +0000

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Ambitchous [am-bich-us&91; adjective - The desire to become the most badass bitch possible.

Features:

Size: 7x7 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back..
Price: $24.99

Welcome (inside cobweb)

Mon, 18 Aug 2025 11:30:05 +0000

Full Text:

Welcome (inside cobweb)

Features:

Size: 7x7 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $24.99

Trick or Treat (bat, candy, broom)

Mon, 18 Aug 2025 11:30:05 +0000

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Trick or Treat (bat, candy, broom)

Features:

Size: 7x7 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $24.99

Them: Could you elaborate? Me: Absolutely not...

Mon, 18 Aug 2025 11:30:05 +0000

Full Text:

Them: Could you elaborate? Me: Absolutely not. I forgot what I just said.

Features:

Size: 7x7 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hangingPrice: $24.99

New liver, same eagle. - Prometheus

Mon, 18 Aug 2025 11:30:04 +0000

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New liver, same eagle. - Prometheus

Features:

Size: 7x7 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $24.99

Naughty List Legend (cat)

Mon, 18 Aug 2025 11:30:04 +0000

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Naughty List Legend (cat)

Features:

Size: 7x7 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $24.99

Hiking is my therapy

Mon, 18 Aug 2025 11:30:04 +0000

Full Text:

Hiking is my therapy

Features:

Size: 7x7 inches
Made from solid knotty pine
Flat edges for shelf-sitting
Routed slot in back for hanging

Price: $24.99

Dog Tax - Funny Definition

Mon, 18 Aug 2025 11:30:04 +0000

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Dog Tax - 1. the portion of food the human is required to submit to the dog. 2. Expect frequent collections. 3. respect that the tax collector is working in their official capacity as a good boy or girl. See also: cheese tax. (Official seal of the department..
Price: $24.99