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FAMILY / FRIENDS / KIDS / BABY
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HUMOROUS / WIZARD OF OZ
PET / ANIMAL
SAWDUST SKINNIES
SIMPLE SIGNS ( 3.5x10)
SPIRITUAL / RELIGIOUS / INSPIRATIONAL
SPORTS / HUNTING / FISHING / GAME ROOM
SPRING / EASTER / GARDEN
SUMMER / PATRIOTIC / SEASIDE / LAKESIDE
TAVERN / WINE / COFFEE / CHOCOLATE / SMOKING
TILES
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We are so pleased you have found our signs! We proudly hand make each and every one right here in Eau Claire, Wisconsin, using solid knotty pine and a smooth finish that is intended to look time worn. Choose from 35 background board colors! If you want a special lettering color you can do that too! It's so much fun to snazz up a room with a sign! We've been in the NY Times, on HGTV, and featured in many Country Business' Country Sampler magazines & home decor magazines! One editor says we have the best signs in the country!! We use a sealer but if placing outside in the direct elements, coat with an outdoor protectant spray. Signs have a routered opening in the back for hanging. Simply mount on two nails or screws positioned level side by side. All signs available in all of our old colors along with clear poly, butternut stain, and our dark walnut stain. Please see the color choice menu with each sign listed. Also refer to the pdf catalog page 2 for all colors. Our signs are great for any room in the home, office, and place of business. They make wonderful gifts for all occasions. Our customers tell us they switch them each season for fun decorating year round.

Click on the sign saying you are interested in. Up will come images and ordering details!

PLEASE READ!! Your sign/s order leaves our shop in 1-2 days. Then it is in the hands of Fed Ex Home Delivery, which in most cases is anywhere in the country from Wisconsin to you in 1-5 days (again, after the order leaves our shop) depending on how far away from us you are.

BOTTOM LINE: Your sign order will arrive to you in 3-7 days!!


The signs are all sorted into categories or popular themes.

NEW: ALL SIGNS LISTED ALPHABETICALLY WITH LINKS TO PURCHASE!

 

664333 I'M ONLY HALF EVIL7 X 7
9225 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH FRACTIONS7 X 18
AA7 X 7
957A BEAUTIFUL GARDEN IS A WORK OF HEART (LG)7 X 36
896A BEAUTIFUL GARDEN IS A WORK OF HEART (SM)7 X 18
903A CUP OF TEA SHARED IS HAPPINESS TASTED AND TIME WELL SPENT7 X 18
970A DAY AT THE BEACH IS WORTH A MONTH IN TOWN9 X 36
996A DAY AT THE BEACH WITH FRIENDS & FAMILY..PRICELESS7 X 18
549A DAY AT THE BEACH...PRICELESS7 X 18
443A DAY AT THE LAKE IS WORTH A MONTH IN TOWN (LG)9 X 36
745A DAY AT THE LAKE WITH FRIENDS & FAMILY... PRICELESS7 X 18
582A DAY AT THE LAKE...PRICELESS7 X 18
969A DAY IN THE COUNTRY IS WORTH A MONTH IN TOWN9 X 36
995A DAY ON THE RIVER WITH FRIENDS & FAMILY..PRICELESS7 X 18
921A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS LIKE NIGHT7 X 18
942A DIET IS A SELECTION OF FOOD THAT MAKES OTHER PEOPLE LOSE
WEIGHT
9 X 12
624A FISHERMAN LIVES HERE - WITH THE CATCH OF HIS LIFE7 X 18
900A GARDEN IS A FRIEND YOU CAN VISIT ANYTIME7 X 18
375A HOUSE IS BUILT WITH BRICKS & BEAMS, A HOME IS BUILT WITH
LOVE AND DREAMS
9 X 36
747A HOUSE IS BUILT WITH LOGS AND BEAMS, A HOME IS BUILT WITH
LOVE AND DREAMS
9 X 36
k6001A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN3.25 X 30
753A MOTHER HOLDS HER CHILDREN'S HANDS FOR A WHILE, THEIR
HEARTS FOREVR
7 X 18
t5110A STAR IS BORN7 X 7
716A WOMAN WITHOUT A MAN IS LIKE A FISH WITHOUT A BICYCLE7 X 18
783A WOMAN'S SUCCESS DEPENDS ON THE SHOES SHE WEARS ~ DOROTHY7 X 36
424ABUNDANCE3.5 X 10
481ADJUST7 X 18
436ADORABLE3.5 X 10
951ALL BECAUSE TWO PEOPLE FELL IN LOVE7 X 36
k6000ALL BECAUSE TWO PEOPLE FELL IN LOVE (sm)3.25 X 30
776ALL HEARTS COME HOME FOR CHRISTMAS7 X 36
380ALL MY LOVE ~ ALL MY LIFE7 X 36
t686ALL THAT WE ARE IS A RESULT OF WHAT WE HAVE THOUGHT. ~
BUDDHA
7 X 7
t5135ALL THOSE ANGEL STORIES..THEY'RE TRUE. JUST BELIEVE7 X 7
t5134ALL THOSE MIRACLE STORIES..THEY'RE TRUE. JUST BELIEVE7 X 7
t5136ALL THOSE STORIES ABOUT HEAVEN..THEY'RE TRUE. JUST BELIEVE7 X 7
381ALL WHO WANDER ARE NOT LOST7 X 36
501ALWAYS & FOREVER7 X 18
5065ALWAYS IN MY MIND, FOREVER IN MY HEART7 X 18
948ALWAYS KISS ME GOOD MORNING7 X 36
502ALWAYS KISS ME GOODBYE7 X 36
201ALWAYS KISS ME GOODNIGHT7 X 36
670ALWAYS KISS ME GOODNIGHT (SM)7 X 18
k6003ALWAYS KISS ME GOODNIGHT (VSM)3.25 X 30
k6007ALWAYS MY SISTER FOREVER MY FRIEND3.25 X 30
872ALWAYS REMEMBER BE KIND BE FAIR BE HONEST BE TRUE AND ALL OF
THESE WILL COME BACK TO YOU
9 X 12
702AMAZING GRACE7 X 18
917AMERICANA7 X 18
423AND3.5 X 10
503AND A PROMISE IS A PROMISE7 X 36
820AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER7 X 36
438ANGEL3.5 X 10
305ANGEL OF GOD, MY GUARDIAN DEAR, TO WHOM GOD'S LOVE COMMITS
ME HERE; WATCH OVER ME THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT, KEEP ME SAFE
WITHIN YOUR SIGHT
7 X 18
538ANGELS DANCED THE DAY YOU WERE BORN7 X 36
202ANGELS GATHER HERE7 X 18
277ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE AT THE BEACH7 X 18
5069ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE UP IN THE GREAT NORTH WOODS9 X 36
706ANTIQUES7 X 18
644ANYTHING MENTIONABLE IS MANAGEABLE ~ MISTER ROGERS7 X 36
295AS FOR ME AND MY HOUSE, WE WILL SERVE THE LORD7 X 36
5006ASK NOT FOR WHOM THE DOG BARKS, IT BARKS FOR THEE7 X 18
203ASK NOT WHAT YOUR MOTHER CAN DO FOR YOU BUT ASK ONLY WHAT
YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR MOTHER
9 X 12
325AT THE BEACH RELAX RELAX RELAX9 X 36
391ATTITUDE PROBLEM7 X 18
853AUTUMN GREETINGS7 X 18
794AUTUMN GREETINGS (LG)7 X 36
368AUTUMN SPLENDOR7 X 36
BB7 X 7
208BABIES RULE!7 X 18
986BACK DOOR GUESTS ARE BEST7 X 36
983BADGER FAN7 X 18
731BAH-HUMBUG! ~ SCROOGE7 X 18
863BAKERY7 X 18
875BAR PHONE FEES $1 NOT HERE $2 ON HIS WAY OUT $3 JUST LEFT $4
HAVEN'T SEEM HIM ALL DAY $5 WHO? MAKE ARRANGEMENTS UPON
ARRIVAL
9 X 12
326BASEBALL AMERICA'S SPORT9 X 36
5063BASKET COLLECTOR7 X 36
t691BASKETBALL: BOYS INVENTED IT GIRLS PERFECTED IT7 X 7
212BASSACKWARDS7 X 18
465BATH (with arrow to the right)7 X 18
339BATH 5 CENTS (vertical)7 X 36
937BATHROOM RULES: WASH BRUSH FLOSS FLUSH9 X 12
400BE KIND3.5 X 10
286BE NICE OR GO AWAY7 X 18
299BE STILL AND KNOW THAT I AM GOD7 X 36
255BE THANKFUL7 X 36
401BE TRUE3.5 X 10
755BE TRUE TO YOUR WORK, YOUR WORD, AND YOUR FRIENDS ~ THOREAU7 X 18
5023BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND
DON'T MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DON'T MIND. DR. SEUSS
7 X 18
402BE WISE3.5 X 10
210BE WISE BE KIND BE TRUE7 X 36
775BEACH7 X 18
799BEACH (lg)9 X 36
276BEACH HOUSE9 X 36
563BEACH RULES: RELAX ENJOY RELAX ENJOY9 X 36
5092BEAR FEET WELCOME9 X 18
838BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEER HOLDER7 X 18
880BECAUSE IM THE PRINCESS, THAT'S WHY7 X 36
505BECAUSE NICE MATTERS (LG)7 X 36
700BECAUSE NICE MATTERS (SM)7 X 18
5526BEER FRIDGE7 X 18
t5131BEER HELPING THE WHITE MEN DANCE SINCE 18927 X 7
5529BEER IS PROOF GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY7 X 18
836BEER IS THE ANSWER (WHAT WAS THE QUESTION?)7 X 18
478BEFORE YOU SPEAK ASK YOURSELF: IS IT KIND, IS IT NECESSARY,
IS IT TRUE, DOES IT IMPROVE ON THE SILENCE? ~ SAI BABA
7 X 18
904BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL PERSON IS A SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF
COFFEE
7 X 18
344BELIEVE3.5 X 10
257BELIEVE (LG)9 X 36
847BELIEVE IN ANGELS7 X 18
224BELIEVE IN ANGELS (LG)7 X 36
258BELIEVE IN FAIRIES7 X 36
t5137BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF EVERY THOUGHT7 X 7
5071BEST FRIEND WITH PAW PRINTS7 X 18
5022BEST FRIENDWITH PAW PRINTS AND NAILS FOR LEASHES7 X 18
891BEWARE OF WIFE9 X 12
571BEWARE: DOG CAN'T HOLD ITS LICKER7 X 18
226BILLIARDS7 X 18
485BLACK SHEEP7 X 18
5076BLESS THESE BLOOMS7 X 18
554BLESS THIS COUNTRY HOME7 X 36
861BLESS THIS HOME7 X 18
211BLESS THIS HOME AND ALL WHO ENTER HERE7 X 36
962BLESS THIS HOME WITH FRIENDS & FAMILY LOVE & LAUGHTER
FOREVER AFTER
9 X 36
227BLESS THIS MESS7 X 18
t5112BLESS THIS SWEET BABY7 X 7
343BLESSINGS3.5 X 10
422BLISS3.5 X 10
600BOLDLY GOING NOWHERE9 X 12
902BON APPETIT7 X 18
714BONJOUR7 X 18
5097BOO!7 X 18
640BOOK SMART7 X 18
t5109BORN FREE NOW I'M EXPENSIVE7 X 7
403BOYS WILL BE BOYS3.5 X 10
454BREATHE7 X 18
527BROTHER WILL YOU ~ BUILD FORTS ~ SHOOT HOOPS ~ TEACH ME TO
SKIP ROCKS ~ TELL ME STORIES IN THE DARK ~ ALWAYS BE MY
FRIEND (VERTICAL)
7 x 36
914BUCKEYE FAN7 X 18
t5119BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT7 X 7
536BY WISDOM A HOUSE IS BUILT, AND BY UNDERSTANDING IT IS
ESTABLISHED; BY KNOWLEDGE ITS ROOMS ARE FILLED WITH RARE AND
BEAUTIFUL TREASURES. ~ PROVERBS 24:3-4
9 X 36
CC7 X 7
464C'EST LA VIE7 X 18
5052CABIN CHIC7 X 18
361CAFE7 X 18
5014CAN WE DECLARE A SNOW DAY7 X 18
631CANCEL MY SUBSCRIPTION, I DON'T NEED YOUR ISSUES.7 X 18
828CAPE COD7 X 18
t5128CAREFUL OR YOU'LL END UP IN MY NOVEL7 X 7
805CARPE VINO (SEIZE THE WINE)7 X 18
770CASINO7 X 18
976CHANGE THE WORLD ONE ACT OF KINDNESS AT A TIME9 X 36
205CHANGING THE TOILET PAPER ROLL DOES NOT CAUSE BRAIN DAMAGE7 X 18
601CHAOS, PANIC, & DISORDER. MY WORK HERE IS DONE9 X 12
865CHEERS7 X 18
814CHERISH YESTERDAY, DREAM TOMORROW, LIVE TODAY7 X 36
5530CHOCOLATE IS PROOF GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY7 X 18
t694CHOCOLATE MAKES MY CLOTHES SHRINK7 X 7
785CHOCOLATE. THINK INSIDE THE BOX9 X 18
764CHOOSE JOY7 X 18
493CHRISTMAS3.5 X 10
5501CHRISTMAS AT THE CABIN7 X 36
5502CHRISTMAS AT THE COTTAGE7 X 36
854CHRISTMAS BLESSINGS7 X 18
5056CLARITY PEACE SERENITY7 X 36
397CLEANING AND SCRUBBING CAN WAIT TILL TOMORROW, FOR BABIES
GROW UP WE'VE LEARNED TO OUR SORROW. SO QUIET DOWN COBWEBS
DUST GO TO SLEEP I'M ROCKING MY BABY AND BABIES DON'T KEEP
9 X 12
t5120CLEVERLY DISGUISED AS A RESPONSIBLE ADULT7 X 7
750COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN...THE RICHER THE BETTER7 X 18
5545COME GATHER AT OUR TABLE7 X 36
247COME SAIL AWAY9 X 36
5075COME SIT ON MY DECK7 X 36
222COME SIT ON MY PORCH7 X 36
254COMFORT & JOY9 X 36
t698CONCEIVE BELIEVE ACHIEVE RECEIVE7 X 7
t5133COOK? I DID THAT ALREADY7 X 7
220COUNT YOUR AGE BY FRIENDS NOT YEARS ~ COUNT YOUR LIFE BY
SMILES, NOT TEARS
9 X 12
5049COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS AND IN ALL THINGS FIND JOY7 X 18
613COUNTRY CHRISTMAS7 x 36
352COURAGE3.5 X 10
480COURAGE (with Wizard of Oz characters)9 x 18
5003CRAZY CAT LADY7 X 18
215CRAZYTOWN, USA7 X 18
221CURMUDGEON7 X 18
DD7 X 7
812DANCE LIKE NO ONE IS WATCHING, SING LIKE NO ONE IS LISTENING
AND LIVE EACH DAY LIKE IT'S YOUR LAST (LG)
9 X 36
602DANCE LIKE NO ONE IS WATCHING, SING LIKE NO ONE IS LISTENING
AND LIVE EACH DAY LIKE IT'S YOUR LAST (SM)
9 X 12
316DANCE WITH ME7 X 18
622DEADLINES AMUSE ME7 X 18
243DELIGHTED YOU'RE HERE7 X 18
603DIPLOMACY: THE ART OF LETTING OTHERS DO IT MY WAY9 X 12
455DIVA7 X 18
5039DO I LOOK LIKE A FREAKIN' PEOPLE PERSON?!7 X 18
k6002DO IT NOW OR FOREVER WISH YOU HAD3.25 X 30
451DO NOT AROUSE THE WRATH OF THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ. I SAID
COME BACK TOMORROW
9 X 36
5082DO NOT FOLLOW WHERE THE PATH MAY LEAD GO INSTEAD WHERE THERE
IS NO PATH AND LEAVEA TRAIL. RALPH WALDO EMERSON
9 X 36
453DO NOT MAKE ME CALL MY FLYING MONKEYS. ~ THE WICKED WITCH9 X 18
366DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO OPEN UP MY CAN OF WHOOP-ASS?!7 X 18
5099DO, OR DO NOT. THERE IS NO TRY JEDI MASTER YODA7 X 18
444DON'T CRY BECAUSE IT'S OVER, SMILE BECAUSE IT HAPPENED. ~
DR. SEUSS
7 X 18
360DON'T LET THE FEAR OF STRIKING OUT HOLD YOU BACK. ~ BABE
RUTH
7 X 18
835DON'T MESS WITH THE COOKS BUNS7 X 18
725DON'T TRY SO HARD TO FIT IN WHEN YOU WERE BORN TO STAND OUT7 X 18
559DOWN BY THE SEA7 X 36
866DRAMA QUEEN7 X 18
349DREAM3.5 X 10
230DREAM BELIEVE DARE7 X 36
396DREAM BIG (SM)7 X 18
389DREAM BIG (WITH STARS) LG7 X 36
t5115DRINKS WELL WITH OTHERS7 X 7
862DRY GOODS7 X 18
918DUST PROTECTS FURNITURE7 X 18
331DYSFUNCTION JUNCTION7 X 18
EE7 X 7
5041EACH AND EVERY DAY YOU CAN DECIDE WHO YOU ARE.7 X 18
5050EARLY TO BED AND EARLY TO RISE MAKES YOU HEALTHY WEALTHY AND
WISE
7 X 18
5094EAT DRINK & BE SCARY7 X 36
888EAT SLEEP FISH (LG)9 X 36
240EAT SLEEP FISH (SM)7 X 18
867EAT SLEEP GOLF7 X 18
589EAT SLEEP RIDE7 X 36
588EAT SLEEP SKATE7 X 36
249EAT, DRINK, & BE MERRY7 X 36
382EAT. SLEEP. PLAY BALL.7 X 36
524EAT. SLEEP. SKI.7 X 36
585EATS7X 18
447EDUCATION'S PURPOSE IS TO REPLACE AN EMPTY MIND WITH AN OPEN
ONE. ~ MALCOLM FORBES
7 X 18
327EMERALD ISLE9 X 36
621EMPTY PROMISES, CALCULATED BETRAYAL, SOCIOPATHIC GREED; JUST
ANOTHER MONDAY
7 X 18
t683ENERGY FLOWS WHERE ATTENTION GOES7 X 7
615ENJOY THIS MOMENT. THIS MOMENT IS YOUR LIFE7 X 18
850ENJOY!7 X 18
5055ENTER AS STRANGERS, LEAVE AS FRIENDS7 X 18
241ERRORS HAVE BEEN MADE OTHERS WILL BE BLAMED9 X 12
541EVERY DAY IS A GIFT7 X 18
5520EVERY GOOD AND PERFECT GIFT IS FROM ABOVE JAMES 1:177 X 36
t5125EVERYTHING I SAY IS FULLY SUBSTANTIATED BY MY OWN OPINION7 X 7
FF7 X 7
718FACTA NON VERBA (DEEDS NOT WORDS, LATIN)7 X 18
823FAIRY TALES DO COME TRUE7 X 36
348FAITH3.5 X 10
250FAITH FAMILY FRIENDS9 X 36
849FAITH HOPE LOVE7 X 18
265FAITH HOPE LOVE (and the greatest of these is love)9 X 36
491FALL3.5 X 10
362FALMOUTH7 X 18
711FAMILIES ARE FOREVER7 X 18
5046FAMILIES ARE LOVE, MEMORIES, AND LAUGHTER WE ALL SHARE
TOGETHER
7 X 18
404FAMILY3.5 X 10
251FAMILY MATTERS7 X 18
945FARM SWEET FARM7 X 36
t769FIVE DAYS A WEEK MY BODY IS A TEMPLE. THE OTHER TWO IT'S AN
AMUSEMENT PARK.
7 X 7
306FIVE TIPS FOR A WOMAN: 1 - IT IS IMPORTANT THAT A MAN HELPS
YOU AROUND THE HOUSE AND HAS A JOB. 2 - IT IS IMPORTANT
THAT A MAN MAKES YOU LAUGH. 3 - IT IS IMPORTANT TO FIND A
MAN YOU CAN COUNT ON AND
7 X 18
897FLUSH7 X 18
864FOLK ART7 X 18
t682FOLLOW YOUR BLISS7 X 7
539FOLLOW YOUR BLISS (And the universe will open doors for you
where there were only walls. ~ Joseph Campbell 1904-1987)
9 X 36
5067FOLLOW YOUR HEART7 X 18
5024FOOTBALL AMERICA'S SPORT9 X 36
604FOR EVERY ACTION THERE IS AN EQUAL AND OPPOSITE GOVERNMENT
PROGRAM
9 X 12
252FOREVER FOR ALWAYS AND NO MATTER WHAT7 X 36
762FOREVER FRIENDS7 X 18
356FRAZZLED7 X 18
605FREE BEER TOMORROW9 X 12
t696FREQUENT FILER7 X 7
405FRIENDS3.5 X 10
253FRIENDS & FAMILY GATHER HERE9 X 36
5007FRIENDS ARE FOREVER, GUYS ARE WHATEVER7 X 18
5030FRUIT OF THE HOLY SPIRIT..GALATIANS 5 22,239 X 36
456FRUIT OF THE HOLY SPIRIT: LOVE, JOY, PEACE, PATIENCE,
KINDNESS, GOODNESS, FAITHFULNESS, GENTLENESS, AND SELF
CONTROL ~ GALATIANS 5:22-23
9 X 36
846FUGHEDABOUTIT7 X 18
GG7 X 7
544GAME ROOM7X 18
953GARDEN ANGELS GATHER HERE7 X 36
508GARDEN TOURS 25 CENTS7 X 18
509GATHERING ROOM9 X 36
5081GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND THANK GOD YOU ARE STILL ON YOUR
FEET IRISH SAYING
7 X 18
346GIGGLE3.5 X 10
860GIRL POWER7 X 18
532GIRLFRIENDS7 X 18
944GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN7 X 36
t5132GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUNDS7 X 7
406GIRLS RULE3.5 X 10
626GIVE ME AMBIGUITY OR GIVE ME SOMETHING ELSE7 X 18
407GIVE THANKS3.5 X 10
947GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY BREAD7 X 36
876GO CONFIDENTLY IN THE DIRECTIONS OF YOUR DREAMS9 X 12
977GOD BLESS AMERICA9 X 36
956GOD BLESS US EVERY ONE ~ TINY TIM9 X 36
218GOD DOESN'T GIVE US WHAT WE CAN HANDLE; GOD HELPS US HANDLE
WHAT WE ARE GIVEN.
7 X 18
296GOD FAMILY COUNTRY7 X 36
t5105GOD GRANT ME THE SENILITY TO FORGET THE PEOPLE I DON'T LIKE
ANYWAY, RUN INTO THE ONES I DO, AND THE EYESIGHT TO KNOW THE
DIFFERENCE
7 X 7
442GOD HAS NOT PROMISED SKIES ALWAYS BLUE, FLOWER-STREWN
PATHWAYS ALL OUR LIVES THROUGH; GOD HAS NOT PROMISED SUN
WITHOUT RAIN, JOY WITHOUT SORROW, PEACE WITHOUT PAIN. BUT
GOD HAS PROMISED STRENGTH F
9 X 18
663GOOD MORNING IS AN OXYMORON7 X 7
t5114GOOD MORNING LET THE STRESS BEGIN7 X 7
510GOOD NIGHT MOON7 X 18
859GOOD NIGHT, SLEEP TIGHT7 X 18
988GOPHER FAN7 X 18
5029GOT BASEBALL?7 X 18
5008GOT BEER? 7 X 18
5011GOT CHOCOLATE?7 X 18
5026GOT FAVRE?7 X 18
5027GOT FOOTBALL?7 X 18
5012GOT HOOPS?7 X 18
5028GOT KIDS?7 X 18
5010GOT LATTE?7 X 18
5013GOT SNOW? 7 X 18
5009GOT WINE?7 X 18
483GRACE3.5 X 10
511GRAND CENTRAL STATION (LG)7 X 36
260GRAND CENTRAL STATION (SM)7 X 18
5519GRANDCHILDREN ARE A POT OF GOLD AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW7 X 18
901GRANDCHILDREN ARE PIECES OF THE HEART7 X 18
445GRANDCHILDREN COMPLETE THE CIRCLE OF LOVE7 X 18
313GRANDCHILDREN SPOILED HERE7 X 18
898GRANDMA'S THE NAME SPOILINGS THE GAME7 X 18
751GRANDPA'S THE NAME, SPOILINGS THE GAME.7 X 18
t788GRANDPARENTS SO EASY TO OPERATE EVEN A CHILD CAN DO IT7 X 7
425GRATITUDE3.5 X 10
892GROW OLD ALONG WITH ME, THE BEST IS YET TO BE9 X 12
661GROWING OLD IS MANDATORY GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL7 X 7
HH7 X 7
273HALLOWEEN GREETINGS7 X 36
599HAPPINESS, HEALTH, & WEALTH ~ WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT YOU BRING
ABOUT
7 X 36
777HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS! (NO HUMBUGS ALLOWED!)9 X 36
720HAPPY HEARTS & HAPPY FACES MAKE VERY HAPPY PLACES9 X 12
779HAPPY HOLIDAYS (VERTICAL)7 X 36
800HAPPY HOUR7 X 18
724HAPPY TRAILS7 X 18
488HARMONY3.5 X 10
5057HATRED CAN NEVER ANSWER HATRED ALL VIOLENCE IS INJUSTICE.
THICH NHAT HANH
7 X 18
248HAVE A WONDERFUL SUNSHINY DAY7 X 36
636HAVE AN ATTITUDE OF GRATITUDE ~ IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!7 X 18
304HAVING NO FRECKLES IS LIKE HAVING NO STARS IN THE SKY7 X 18
893HE WHO HAS THE FASTEST CART NEVER HAS A BAD LIE7 X 18
5524HEAVEN IS A LITTLE CLOSER IN A HOME BY THE SEA7 X 36
963HEAVEN IS A LITTLE CLOSER IN A HOME BY THE WATER9 X 36
237HEAVEN ON EARTH IN THE GREAT NORTH WOODS9 X 36
t5111HEAVEN SENT7 X 7
593HEAVEN'S A LITTLE CLOSER IN A HOME BUILT WITH LOGS9 X 36
572HEAVEN'S A LITTLE CLOSER IN THE HORSE BARN7 X 18
5089HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A DAD WHO'S TOOLS ARE MISSING7 X 18
440HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEARTS7 X 18
961HOLIDAY INN9 X 36
5095HOLLA!7 X 18
639HOME7 X 18
5506HOME IS WHERE THE LAKE IS7 X 18
268HOME IS WHERE THEY LOVE YOU9 X 36
388HOME IS WHERE YOUR DOG IS7 X 36
t693HOME IS WHERE YOUR HARLEY IS7 X 7
5019HOME IS WHERE YOUR KITTY IS7 X 18
319HOME IS WHERE YOUR RV IS7 X 18
802HOME IS WHERE YOUR STORY BEGINS7 X 36
307HOME OF THE FREE BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE7 X 18
553HOME OF THE FREE BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE (lg)7 X 36
712HOME SWEET HOME7 X 18
746HOME SWEET LOG HOME 7 X 36
594HOME SWEET LOG HOME (LOG LETTERS)7 X 36
471HONEST CRITICISM IS HARD TO TAKE, PARTICULARLY FROM A
RELATIVE, A FRIEND, AN ACQUAINTANCE, OR A STRANGER
7 X 18
5016HOOP DREAMS!7 X 18
353HOPE3.5 X 10
786HOT APPLE CIDER....CARMEL APPLE...AND WAGON RIDES9 X 36
730HOT APPLE PIE - FALL MEMORIES MADE HERE7 X 18
408HOT SHOT3.5 X 10
332HOUSEWORK, IF YOU DO IT RIGHT, WILL KILL YOU. ~ ERMA BOMBECK7 X 18
573HOW BEAUTIFUL IT IS TO DO NOTHING, AND THEN REST AFTERWARD ~
SPANISH PROVERB
9 X 36
906HOW CAN I CONTROL MY LIFE IF I CAN'T CONTROL MY HAIR?7 X 18
887HOW DO I LOVE THEE, LET ME COUNT THE WAYS9 X 36
225HOWDY7 X 18
429HUGS3.5 X 10
II7 X 7
648I CAME, I CAST, I KICKED BASS.7 X 18
217I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW MY BRAIN IS GONE7 X 18
5047I DIDN'T ASK TO BE PRINCESS BUT HEY..IF THE CROWN FITS7 X 18
308I DIDN'T DO IT7 X 18
t5130I DIDN'T SAY IT WAS YOUR FAULT, I SAID I WAS GOING TO BLAME
YOU.
7 X 7
620I DO MY OWN STUNTS7 X 18
545I DON'T SKINNY DIP I CHUNKY DUNK7 X 18
657I DON'T WANT TO. I DON'T HAVE TO. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME. I'M
RETIRED
7 X 7
449I HAVE FOUND THE ONE IN WHOM MY SOUL DELIGHTS7 X 36
379I HAVEN'T BEEN THE SAME SINCE THAT HOUSE FELL ON MY SISTER9 X 36
634I HEART (ACTUAL HEART SHAPE) YOU7 X 18
5021I HEART SHAPE MY DOG7 X 18
548I HEART YOU7 X 18
831I HOPE YOU DANCE7 X 18
564I LOVE THIS BAR7 X 18
5546I LOVE YOU TO INFINITY AND BEYOND7 X 36
792I LOVE YOU TO THE MOON AND BACK AGAIN7 X 36
591I LOVE YOU TO THE MOON AND BACK AGAIN, TO INFINITY AND
BEYOND, FOREVER AND EVER.
9 X 36
662I MAY NOT BE RIGHT, BUT I CAN SURE SOUND LIKE IT7 X 7
204I ONLY HAVE A KITCHEN BECAUSE IT CAME WITH THE HOUSE7 X 18
972I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES OF
AMERICA (LG)
9 X 36
943I PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE (WHOLE THING) (SM)9 X 12
919I STARTED OUT WITH NOTHING I STILL HAVE MOST OF IT LEFT7 X 18
t5113I TAKE LIFE WITH A GRAIN OF SALT, A WEDGE OF LIME, AND A
SHOT OF TEQUILA
7 X 7
364I WANT TO BE THE PERSON MY DOG THINKS I AM9 X 12
879I WANT TO BE THE PERSON MY DOG THINKS I AM (with 5 square
nails)
9 X 12
920I WAS WRONG ONCE; I THOUGHT I MADE A MISTAKE7 X 18
645I WILL ALWAYS GO TO SLEEP WITH YOUR NAME IN MY PRAYERS AND
YOU IN MY DREAMS
7 X 18
705I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU7 X 18
973I WILL HOLD YOU CLOSE IN A THANKFUL HEART9 X 36
t5124I WOULD GIVE UP CHOCOLATE, BUT I'M NO QUITTER7 X 7
t772I'M HAVING AN OUT-OF-MONEY EXPERIENCE7 X 7
982I'M IN THE GARDEN7 X 18
659I'M NOT BOSSY I JUST KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD BE DOING7 X 7
t5123I'M NOT MESSY, I'M CREATIVE7 X 7
651I'M NOT OLD. I'M OLDE.7 X 7
760I'M NOT WITH STUPID ANYMORE7 X 18
t5118I'M OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD7 X 7
869I'M SCHIZOPHRENIC AND SO AM I7 X 18
840ICE COLD BEER7 X 18
581IF IDIOTS GREW ON TREES, THIS PLACE WOULD BE AN ORCHARD7 X 18
392IF IT HAS TIRES OR TESTICLES IT'S GONNA GIVE YOU TROUBLE7 X 18
924IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE LAST MINUTE NOTHING WOULD EVER GET
DONE
7 X 18
5079IF KISSES WERE SNOWFLAKES, I'D SEND YOU A BLIZZARD7 X 18
534IF THE BROOM FITS, RIDE IT!7 X 18
618IF THE SHOE FITS, BUY IT IN EVERY COLOR7 X 18
649IF YOU ARE SMOKING IN HERE YOU HAD BETTER BE ON FIRE7 X 7
270IF YOU ARE SMOKING IN THIS HOUSE YOU HAD BETTER BE ON FIRE9 X 12
5535IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE HEAT DON'T TICKLE THE DRAGON7 X 18
5037IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE HEAT, DON'T TICKLE THE DRAGON7 X 36
5077IF YOU LOVE THE LIFE YOU LIVE, YOU WILL LIVE A LIFE OF LOVE7 X 36
t817IF YOU SPRINKLE WHEN YOU TINKLE BE A SWEETIE AND WIPE THE
SEATIE
7 X 7
584IF YOU STUMBLE, MAKE IT PART OF THE DANCE7 X 18
479IF YOU WANT TO BE HAPPY PRACTICE COMPASSION. IF YOU WANT
OTHERS TO BE HAPPY PRACTICE COMPASSION. ~ THE DALAI LAMA
7 X 18
981IF YOU'RE LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE AT THE BEACH, YOU'RE LUCKY
ENOUGH!
9 X 18
939IF YOU'RE LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE IN THE HOT TUB YOU'RE LUCKY
ENOUGH
9 X 18
938IF YOU'RE LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE UP NORTH YOU'RE LUCKY ENOUGH9 X 18
926IM SO FAR BEHIND I THINK I'M IN FIRST7 X 18
t687IMAGINATION IS EVERYTHING. IT IS THE PREVIEW OF LIFE'S
COMING ATTRACTIONS. ~ ALBERT EINSTEIN
7 X 7
347IMAGINE3.5 X 10
271IMPROVISE AND OVERCOME7 X 36
767IN EVERYTHING GIVE THANKS7 X 36
967IN THE MOUNTAINS WE FORGET TO COUNT THE DAYS9 X 36
707INNER PEACE THROUGH IMPULSE PURCHASING7 X 18
827INSPIRE7 X 18
907INSTANT HUMAN JUST ADD COFFEE7 X 18
757INTEGRITY - IF IT IS NOT RIGHT, DO NOT DO IT. IF IT IS NOT
TRUE, DO NOT SAY IT. ~ MARCUS AURELIUS
7 X 18
873IRISH BLESSING: AS YOU SLIDE DOWN THE BANISTER OF LIFE MAY
THE SPLINTERS NEVER POINT THE WRONG WAY
9 X 12
t5106IS IT HOT IN HERE OR IS IT ME?7 X 7
5508IS THIS THE ROWDY SECTION7 X 18
5522IT IS WHAT IT IS7 X 18
214IT TAKES A LOT OF TALENT TO GET A MONTH BEHIND IN ONE DAY7 X 18
309IT WASN'T ME7 X 18
5087IT'S A DOG'S LIFE7 X 18
822IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE7 X 36
959IT'S ALL ABOUT ME9 X 36
5015IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES TILL SOMEONE LOSES A NUT7 X 18
206IT'S ALL GOOD7 X 18
386IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING ~ GILDA RADNER9 X 36
t5127IT'S BEER-THIRTY7 X 7
t5102IT'S BETTER TO HAVE LOVED AND LOST THAN TO LIVE WITH THE
PSYCHO THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
7 X 7
5504IT'S COCKTAIL HOUR SOMEWHERE 7 X 18
5038IT'S DEFINITELY A BUBBLE-BATH DAY7 X 36
825IT'S GOOD TO BE QUEEN7 X 18
570IT'S NEVER TOO LATE LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER7 X 36
643IT'S NOT WHETHER YOU GET KNOCKED DOWN, IT'S WHETHER YOU GET
BACK UP ~ VINCE LOMBARDI
7 X 18
t768IT'S NOT WHETHER YOU WIN OR LOSE, BUT HOW YOU PLACE THE
BLAME
7 X 7
561IT'S THE BEACH LIFE FOR ME7 X 36
383IT'S THE LITTLE THINGS THAT MATTER MOST7 X 36
t5126IT'S WINE-THIRTY7 X 7
JJ7 X 7
826JENIUS7 X 18
427JOY3.5 X 10
409JUMP3.5 X 10
708JUST ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE7 X 18
376JUST ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE (LG)9 X 36
803JUST BE CLAUS (PLAQUE)9 X 12
482JUST DEAL.7 X 18
KK7 X 7
t668KARAOKE FREE ZONE7 X 7
274KEEP SMILING7 X 18
261KEEP YOUR SUNNY SIDE UP!7 X 36
125KEYS PLAQUE (WITH FIVE OLD SQUARE NAILS)9 X 12
975KIND HEARTS ARE THE GARDENS, KIND THOUGHTS ARE THE ROOTS9 X 36
410KINDRED SPIRITS3.5 X 10
437KISSES3.5 X 10
680KITCHENS ARE MADE TO BRING FAMILIES TOGETHER7 x 36
LL7 X 7
283LAKE HOUSE9 X 36
411LAUGH3.5 X 10
280LAUNDRY7 X 18
655LAUNDRY ROOM...DROP YOUR DRAWERS HERE7 X 18
359LAUNDRY.. PRETREAT..TODAY ~ SORT....TOMORROW ~ WASH...LATER
~ DRY... SOON ~ FOLD...MAYBE ~ IRON...GET REAL
7 X 18
264LAZY DAYS OF SUMMER WEATHER ~ WATERMELON TIMES TOGETHER
STROLLING IN A HAPPY BLISS ~ I WISH YOU SUMMER DAYS LIKE
THIS
7 X 36
985LEAD ME GUIDE ME WALK BESIDE ME7 X 36
576LEARN FROM YESTERDAY, LIVE FOR TODAY, HOPE FOR TOMORROW, AND
NEVER STOP QUESTIONING. ~ ALBERT EINSTEIN
7 X 36
632LET GO OF THE LIFE WE HAVE PLANNED IN ORDER TO ACCEPT THE
LIFE WE HAVE WAITING FOR US
7 X 18
627LET GO, LET GOD.7 X 18
852LET IT SNOW (SM)7 X 18
881LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW (LG)7 X 36
5072LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL7 X 18
223LET US BE SILENT THAT WE MAY HEAR THE WHISPER OF GOD9 X 36
498LET'S COUNT OUR EASTER BLESSINGS7 X 36
913LIBERTY7 X 18
5025LIFE IS A GAME FOOTBALL IS SERIOUS7 X 36
357LIFE IS A GAME, GOLF IS SERIOUS7 X 18
928LIFE IS A WITCH THEN YOU FLY7 X 18
912LIFE IS GOOD7 X 18
384LIFE IS NOT MEASURED BY THE BREATHS YOU TAKE BUT BY THE
MOMENTS THAT TAKE YOUR BREATH AWAY (LG)
9 X 36
393LIFE IS NOT MEASURED BY THE BREATHS YOU TAKE BUT BY THE
MOMENTS THAT TAKE YOUR BREATH AWAY (SM)
7 X 18
5521LIFE ISN'T ABOUT WAITING FOR THE STORM TO PASS, IT'S ABOUT
LEARNING TO DANCE IN THE RAIN
7 X 36
5093LIFE ISN'T ABOUT WAITING FOR THE STORM TO PASS. IT'S ABOUT
LEARNING TO DANCE IN THE RAIN
7 X 18
704LIFE JOY CHOCOLATE7 X 18
971LIFE LIBERTY & THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS9 X 36
830LIFE'S A BEACH7 X 18
5070LIFE'S BETTER UP NORTH7 X 36
426LIGHT3.5 X 10
246LIGHT FADES STARS APPEAR EVENING ANGELS GATHER HERE9 X 36
412LIVE3.5 X 10
590LIVE A GOOD LIFE * AND IN THE END, IT'S NOT THE YEARS IN A
LIFE, IT'S THE LIFE IN THE YEARS (SM)
7 X 18
580LIVE A GOOD LIFE * AND IN THE END, IT'S NOT THE YEARS IN A
LIFE, IT'S THE LIFE IN THE YEARS - ABE LINCOLN
9 X 36
341LIVE BY THE SUN LOVE BY THE MOON7 X 36
992LIVE LIFE JOYFULLY7 X 36
281LIVE LOVE LAUGH & BE THANKFUL7 X 36
450LIVE SIMPLY7 X 18
984LIVE TO LOVE ~ LOVE TO LIVE7 X 18
886LIVE WELL, LAUGH OFTEN, LOVE MUCH7 X 36
5068LIVIN' LOVIN' LAUGHIN' IN OUR NORTH WOODS CABIN7 X 36
595LIVIN' LOVIN' LAUGHIN' IN THE LOG CABIN9 X 36
k6006LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE NEEDS A NAP3.25 X 30
345LOVE3.5 X 10
5503LOVE BEARS ALL THINGS, BELIEVES ALL THINGS, HOPES ALL
THINGS, ENDURES ALL THINGS. LOVE NEVER ENDS. 1 CORINTHIANS
13 7,8
7 X 18
766LOVE IS EVERYTHING7 X 36
784LOVE IS PATIENT, LOVE IS KIND LOVE ALWAYS PROTECTS, ALWAYS
TRUSTS, ALWAYS HOPES, ALWAYS PERSEVERES ~ 1 CORINTHIANS
9 X 36
5035LOVE IS SPELLED T-I-M-E7 X 18
968LOVE KISSES & SUCH9 X 36
5048LOVE MAKES A HOUSE A HOME7 X 18
635LOVE MAKES THE WORLD GO 'ROUND AND CHOCOLATE MAKES THE TRIP
WORTH WHILE
7 X 18
596LOVE ME, LOVE MY DOG7 X 36
282LOVE ONE ANOTHER7 X 36
207LOVE SHACK7 X 18
5074LOVE YOU MORE7 X 18
676LOVE ~ THERE IS NOTHING MORE LOVELY IN LIFE THAT THE UNION
OF TWO PEOPLE WHOSE LOVE FOR ONE ANOTHER HAS GROWN THROUGH
THE YEARS FROM THE SMALL ACORN OF PASSION TO A GREAT ROOTED
TREE.
7 X 18
385LOVE, AND DO WHAT YOU LIKE ~ ST. AUGUSTINE7 X 36
597LOVE, LAUGHTER FRIENDS & FAMILY ALWAYS WELCOME9 X 36
MM7 X 7
431MAGIC3.5 X 10
311MAKE GOOD CHOICES7 X 18
459MAKE HAY WHILE THE SUN SHINES7 X 18
796MAKE ME AN INSTRUMENT OF YOUR PEACE7 X 36
476MAKE TEA NOT WAR ~ MONTY PYTHON7 X 18
466MANURE HAPPENS7 X 18
5005MANURE OCCURETH7 X 18
829MASHPEE7 X 18
290MAY ALL YOUR WEEDS BE WILDFLOWERS (LG)7 X 36
291MAY ALL YOUR WEEDS BE WILDFLOWERS (SM)9 X 12
337MAY GOD GRANT YOU ALWAYS A SUNBEAM TO WARM YOU, A MOONBEAM
TO CHARM YOU, A SHELTERING ANGEL, SO NOTHING CAN HARM YOU.
- IRISH SAYING
9 X 18
312MAY PEACE BE WITH YOU WHILE YOU STAY & JOY BE WITH YOU ON
YOUR WAY
7 X 18
5510MAY THE LONG TIME SUN SHINE UPON YOU, ALL LOVE SURROUND YOU,
AND THE PURE LIGHT WITHIN YOU, GUIDE YOUR WAY ON. KUNDALINI
YOGA FAREWELL BLESSING
9 X 18
592MAY THE SUN BRING YOU NEW ENERGY BY DAY, MAY THE MOON SOFTLY
RESTORE YOU BY NIGHT, MAY THE RAIN WASH AWAY YOUR WORRIES,
MAY THE BREEZE BLOW NEW STRENTH INTO YOUR BEING, MAY YOU
WALK GENTLY THROUGH THE WORLD AND KNOW ITS BEAUTY ALL THE
DAYS OF YOUR LIFE. ~
9 X 18
966MAY THIS HOUSE ALWAYS BE TOO SMALL TO HOLD ALL OUR FAMILY
AND FRIENDS
9 X 36
458MAY YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE AND YOUR DRAGONS BE FEW9 X 36
5512MEET ME UNDER THE MISTLETOE7 X 36
474MEMBER OF THE HYSTERICAL SOCIETY7 X 18
413MEMORIES3.5 X 10
5042MEMORIES MADE HERE7 X 18
269MEMORY LANE9 X 36
740MEMORY LANE (sm)7 X 18
855MERCANTILE7 X 18
333MERMAIDS WELCOME HERE7 X 18
807MERRY CHRISTMAS (CURLZ)7 X 18
815MERRY CHRISTMAS (CURLZ) (LG)9 X 36
373MERRY CHRISTMAS (SCRIPT)7 X 18
773MERRY CHRISTMAS (script) LG7 X 36
475MIDDLE CHILD7 X 18
330MIRACLE IN PROGRESS7 X 18
430MIRACLES3.5 X 10
729MIRACLES HAPPEN7 X 18
5511MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL7 X 36
710MITTENS7 X 18
832MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING (BUT IT SURE KEEPS THE KIDS IN TOUCH)7 X 18
566MONEY TALKS, MINE JUST SAYS GOODBYE7 X 18
749MOTHERS WRITE ON THE HEARTS OF THEIR CHILDREN WHAT THE
WORLD'S ROUGH HAND CANNOT ERASE.
7 X 18
5064MOTTO TO LIVE BY: LIFE SHOULD NOT BE A JOURNEY TO THE GRAVE
WITH THE INENTION OF ARRIVING SAFELY IN AN ATTRACTIVE AND
WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS,
CHOCOLATE IN ONE HAND, MARGARITA IN THE OTHER, BODY
THROROUGHLY USED UP TOTALLY WORN OUT AND SCREAMING WOO HOO
WHAT A RIDE
9 X 18
979MOTTO TO LIVE BY: LIFE SHOULD NOT BE A JOURNEY TO THE GRAVE
WITH THE INTENTION OF ARRIVING SAFELY IN AN ATTRACTIVE AND
WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS,
CHOCOLATE IN ONE HAND, MARTINI IN THE OTHER, BODY THOROUGHLY
USED UP, TOTALLY WOR
9 X 18
617MOTTO TO LIVE BY: LIFE SHOULD NOT BE A JOURNEY TO THE GRAVE
WITH THE INTENTIONS OF ARRIVING SAFELY IN ATTRACTIVE AND
WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS,
CHOCOLATE IN ON HAND, BEER IN THE OTHER, BODY THOROUGHLY
USED UP, TOTALLY WORN OUT AN
9 X 18
616MOTTO TO LIVE BY: LIFE SHOULD NOT BE A JOURNEY TO THE GRAVE
WITH THE INTENTIONS OF ARRIVING SAFELY IN ATTRACTIVE AND
WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS,
CHOCOLATE IN ON HAND, LATTE IN THE OTHER, BODY THOROUGHLY
USED UP, TOTALLY WORN OUT A
9 X 18
5539MOTTO TO LIVE BY: LIFE SHOULD NOT BE A JOURNEY TO THE GRAVE
WITH THE INTENTIONS OF ARRIVING SAFELY IN ATTRACTIVE AND
WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS, BODY
THOROUGHLY USED UP, TOTALLY WORN OUT AND SCREAMING, WOO HOO,
WHAT A RIDE
9 X 18
743MOTTO TO LIVE BY: LIFE SHOULD NOT BE A JOURNEY TO THE GRAVE
WITH THE INTENTIONS OF ARRIVING SAFELY IN ATTRACTIVE AND
WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS,
CHOCOLATE IN ON HAND, WINE IN THE OTHER, BODY THOROUGHLY
USED UP, TOTALLY WORN OUT AN
9 X 18
232MOUNTAIN RULES: SKI RELAX ENJOY9 X 36
560MUD ROOM9 X 36
494MUD ROOM (sm)7 X 18
365MUDROOM - THE DIRT STOPS HERE7 X 18
390MY FAVORITE PLACE TO BE7 X 36
656MY GARAGE MY RULES7 X 7
318MY GRANDMA USED IT, MY MOM THREW IT, AND I BOUGHT IT7 X 18
628MY INDIAN NAME IS RUNS WITH BEER7 X 18
833MY NEXT HUSBAND WILL BE NORMAL9 X 12
929MY OTHER CAR IS A BROOM7 X 18
790MY SALOON MY RULES7 X 36
NN7 X 7
666NATIONAL SARCASM SOCIETY (LIKE WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT)7 X 7
514NECESSARY ROOM7 X 18
515NEVER ENOUGH BASKETS9 X 18
5098NEVER ENOUGH BOOKS7 X 18
293NEVER ENOUGH DOLLS7 X 18
292NEVER ENOUGH QUILTS7 X 18
709NEVER GET SO BUSY MAKING A LIVING THAT YOU FORGET TO MAKE A
LIFE
7 X 18
821NEVER NEVER EVER GIVE UP7 X 36
606NEVER PUT OFF TILL TOMORROW WHAT YOU CAN IGNORE ENTIRELY9 X 12
703NEVER SETTLE7 X 18
441NO ACT OF KINDNESS, NO MATTER HOW SMALL, IS EVER WASTED. ~
AESOP
7 X 18
579NO MATTER WHAT, THEY CAN'T TAKE AWAY YOUR DREAMS ~ GERALD
MILLER
7 X 36
895NO PISSY ATTITUDES7 X 18
300NO VACANCY7 X 18
301NO WHINING7 X 30
965NOBODY GETS IN TO SEE THE WIZARD NOT NOBODY NOT NO HOW9 X 36
372NOEL7 X 18
607NORMAL AROUND HERE IS JUST A SETTING ON THE DRYER9 X 12
667NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING THIN FEELS7 X 7
885NOW I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP7 X 36
302NOW I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP I PRAY THE LORD (WHOLE PRAYER)
(SM)
9 X 12
303NOW PLAY NICE7 X 18
OO7 X 7
638OFFICE7 X 18
310OH BEHAVE!7 X 18
952OH HOLY NIGHT7 X 36
598OLD AGE AIN'T FOR SISSIES ~ BETTE DAVIS7 X 18
837OLD AGE AND TREACHERY ALWAYS TRIUMPH OVER YOUTH AND BEAUTY7 X 18
889OLD FARM HOUSE7 X 36
5534OLD SCHOOL7 X 18
701OLDE GLORY7 X 18
233ON HIATUS7 X 18
550ON THE LAKE * FISH * FISH * FISH9 X 36
540ON THE LAKE * RELAX * RELAX * RELAX * RELAX9 X 36
5031ON WITH THE DANCE LET JOY BE UNCONFINED IS MY MOTTO, WHETHER
THERE'S ANY DANCE TO DANCE OR ANY JOY TO UNCONFINED. MARK
TWAIN
7 X 36
5513ONE CAN NO SMALLER OR GREATER MASTERY THAN THE MASTERY OF
ONESELF. LEONARDO DAVINCI
7 X 18
677ONE MARTINI, TWO MARTINI, THREE MARTINI, FLOOR!7 X 18
473ONE OUT OF FOUR PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY IS MENTALLY
UNBALANCED. THINK OF YOUR THREE CLOSEST FRIENDS; IF THEY
SEEM OK, THEN YOU'RE THE ONE. ~ ANN LANDERS
7 X 18
653ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE THIS LONG7 X 7
523ONWARD AND UPWARD7 X 36
5537OOL..NOTICE THERE IS NO P IN OUR POOL..LET'S KEEP IT THAT
WAY
9 X 18
256OUR FATHER WHO ART IN HEAVEN HALLOWED BE THY NAME, THY
KINGDOM COME THY WILL BE DONE ON EARTH AS IT IS IN HEAVEN
GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY BREAD AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO
TRESPASS AGAINST US. LEAD US
9 X 36
565OUTHOUSE7 X 18
5066OVERSHARING PROHIBITED don't wanna hear about it7 X 18
PP7 X 7
5004P.M.S. PURCHASE MORE SHOES7 X 18
5078PACKER FAN7 X 18
665PANTRY7 X 18
999PARADISE FOUND7 X 18
5500PARSLEY SAGE ROSEMARY & THYME7 X 36
t5104PARTY LIKE A ROCK STAR7 X 7
t5108PARTY…MY CRIB..2 AM7 X 7
484PATIENCE3.5 X 10
5525PATIENCE IN ADVERSITY IS THE FOUNDATION OF ALL VIRTUE.7 X 18
5536PATIO7 X 18
354PEACE3.5 X 10
958PEACE & QUIET9 X 36
320PEACE & QUIET UP NORTH9 X 36
5032PEACE BE TO THIS HOUSE AND ALL WHO DWELL IN IT. PEACE TO
THEM THAT ENTER AND TO THEM THAT DEPART. 16 CENTURY BLESSING
9 X 36
516PEACE LOVE JOY (LG)9 X 36
517PEACE LOVE JOY (SM)7 X 18
374PEACE ON EARTH7 X 18
321PEACE ON EARTH BEGINS AT HOME9 X 18
322PEACE ON EARTH BEGINS WITH ME7 X 36
399PEACE PRAYER OF ST. FRANCIS (WHOLE THING)9 X 18
675PLAIN & SIMPLE7 x 36
774PLAY AND MAKE GOOD CHEER CHRISTMAS COMES BUT ONCE A YEAR9 X 36
242PLAY BALL7 X 18
5509PLAY ROOM7 X 18
894PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS7 X 18
t5122PLAYS WELL WITH SELF7 X 7
t818PLEASE LORD LET THY BALL LAND IN GREEN PASTURES NOT IN STILL
WATERS
7 X 7
586PLEASE REMOVE YOUR SHOES7 X 18
5086POKER IF YOU HAVEN'T SPOTTED THE SUCKER IN 20 MINUTES, IT'S
YOU.
7 X 18
748POKER ROOM7 X 18
234POOL RULES: RELAX ENJOY RELAX ENJOY (lg)9 X 36
235POOL RULES: RELAX ENJOY RELAX ENJOY (sm)7 X 18
5548POP FRIDGE7 X 18
495PORT OF INDECISION7 X 18
420POSSIBILITIES3.5 X 10
911POTTERY7 X 18
848POTTING SHED7 X 18
5044POWDER ROOM7 X 18
752POWERED BY CAFFINE7 X 18
t5116POWERED BY CHOCOLATE7 X 7
414PRAISE3.5 X 10
284PRAY HARD * WORK HARD * TRUST GOD7 X 36
5085PRAYER WHEN LIFE GETS TOO HARD TO STAND, KNEEL.7 X 18
367PRECIOUS MEMORIES- PRICELSS MOMENTS IN TIME7 X 36
619PRESS THIS BUTTON FOR MAID SERVICE. IF NO ANSWER - DO IT
YOURSELF
7 X 18
213PRIMITIVES7 X 18
845PRINCESS7 X 18
452PROFESSOR MARVEL NEVER GUESSES. HE KNOWS!7 X 36
567PROZAC SCHMOZAC. HAVEN'T THESE PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF A
MARTINI? ~ MURRAY
7 X 18
5090PUMPKINS7 X 18
798PUMPKINS APPLES FRESH PIE.. AT THE ORCHARD9 X 36
324PUMPKINS APPLES HAYRIDES (LG)9 X 36
323PUMPKINS APPLES HAYRIDES (SM)9 X 12
317PUT ON YOUR BIG GIRL PANTIES & DEAL WITH IT7 X 18
QQ7 X 7
470QUE SERA SERA WHATEVER WILL BE WILL BE7 X 18
841QUITCHERBELLYACHIN7 X 18
RR7 X 7
908REDWARE7 X 18
415REJOICE3.5 X 10
633RELAX & REJOICE AND ALL THINGS WILL COME TO YOU7 X 18
5088RELAX REFRESH RENEW7 X 36
259REST & RELAX9 X 36
472RETIREMENT: TWICE AS MUCH HUSBAND, HALF AS MUCH MONEY7 X 18
236RIVER RETREAT7 X 18
994RIVER RULES: RELAX ENJOY RELAX ENJOY9 X 36
398ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE ANGELS IN HEAVEN KNOW I LOVE
YOU
9 X 12
239ROUGHIN' IT7 X 18
787RUB A DUB DUB IT'S TIME FOR THE TUB9 X 36
279RUMPUS ROOM9 X 36
416RUN3.5 X 10
SS7 X 7
625SANTA, I CAN EXPLAIN...7 X 18
717SANTA...DEFINE GOOD7 X 18
433SASSY3.5 X 10
287SAVE A HORSE RIDE A COWBOY9 X 12
646SAY LITTLE, AND LOVE MUCH; GIVE ALL; JUDGE NO MAN; ASPIRE TO
ALL THAT IS PURE AND GOOD. ~WHITE EAGLE
9 X 36
462SAY PLEASE AND THANK YOU. GOOD MANNERS ALWAYS BRING A SMILE7 X 18
351SCATTER JOY3.5 X 10
960SCATTER KINDNESS (LG)9 X 36
334SCATTER KINDNESS (SM)7 X 18
642SEA SHELLS7 X 18
5528SEAS THE BAY nautical7 X 18
551SEASON'S GREETINGS9 X 36
460SEE ALL CHOCOLATES, HEAR ALL CHOCOLATES, EAT ALL CHOCOLATES
(WITH MONKEYS)
9 X 18
335SEIZE THE DAY!7 X 18
843SEIZE TOMORROW7 X 18
654SELECTIVE LISTENER7 X 7
487SERENITY3.5 X 10
507SET FORTH WITH JOY IN YOUR HEART AND FOLLOW THE PATH OF YOUR
DREAMS
7 X 18
537SHOOT FOR THE MOON EVEN IF YOU MISS YOU'LL LAND AMONG THE
STARS (vertical)
7 X 36
522SIMPLE PLEASURES ARE LIFE'S TREASURES7 X 36
342SIMPLIFY3.5 X 10
432SING3.5 X 10
978SING LIKE NO ONE IS LISTENING DANCE LIKE NO ONE IS WATCHING
LOVE LIKE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN HURT
9 X 18
528SISTER WILL YOU ~ MAKE BELIEVE ~ PLAY DRESS UP ~ LET ME BE
THE PRINCESS ~ TELL ME STORIES IN THE DARK ~ ALWAYS BE MY
FRIEND (VERTICAL)
7 x 36
739SISTERS ARE FOREVER7 X 18
930SIT & PONDER REST & DREAM VISIT WITH ME IN BETWEEN7 X 18
285SIT LONG TALK MUCH LAUGH OFTEN7 X 36
525SKIERS DO IT BETTER7 X 36
499SKIESTA7 X 18
417SKIP3.5 X 10
719SLACKER7 X 18
816SLEIGH RIDES AND HOT COCOA ON THE FARM9 X 36
870SLOW! GRANDPARENTS AT PLAY9 X 12
629SLOW! SASQUATCH CROSSING7 X 18
428SMILES3.5 X 10
461SMILES & GIGGLES7 X 18
5518SO MANY SHOES SO LITTLE TIME7 X 18
844SOAP7 X 18
5073SOME DAYS YOU'RE THE DOG, SOME DAYS YOU'RE THE HYDRANT7 X 18
658SOME DAYS, IT'S NOT EVEN WORTH CHEWING THROUGH THE
RESTRAINTS.
7 X 7
868SOMEDAY MY SHIP WILL COME IN (I'M SURE I'LL BE AT THE
AIRPORT)
7 X 18
736SOMETIMES I WAKE UP GRUMPY, OTHER TIMES I LET HIM SLEEP7 X 18
5051SOUL SISTERS7 X 18
5547SPENDING TIME WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY..PRICELESS7 X 18
489SPRING3.5 X 10
941STARLIGHT STARBRIGHT FIRST STAR I SEE TONIGHT9 X 36
834STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE BEERS7 X 18
910STONEWARE7 X 18
797STRAWBERRY FARM7 X 36
575SUMMER BREEZE MAKES ME FEEL FINE ~ SEALS & CROFTS9 X 36
562SUMMER COTTAGE WHERE THE LIVIN' IS EASY9 X 36
294SUN SAND SURF9 X 36
418SUPER STAR3.5 X 10
672SURF'S UP9 X 36
435SWEET3.5 X 10
808SWEET DREAMS7 X 18
TT7 X 7
795TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME7 X 36
782TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME, TAKE ME OUT TO THE CROWD. BUY
ME SOME PEANUTS AND CRACKER JACK, I DON'T CARE IF I EVER
GET BACK. LET ME ROOT, ROOT, ROOT FOR THE HOME TEAM, IF
THEY DON'T WIN IT'S A SHAME. FOR IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE
STRIKES, YOU'RE OUT, AT T
9 X 36
557TAKIN' IT EASY AT THE CABIN9 X 36
558TAKIN' IT EASY AT THE LAKE9 X 36
5002TALK TO THE PAW7 X 18
219TALL SANTA PICTURE WITH SAYING: GINGERBREAD, HOLLY, SOFT
FALLING SNOW... CANDY CANES, PACKAGES, TREES ALL AGLOW...
CAROLERS, STOCKINGS, WREATHS HUNG ON DOORS... MAY THE
SIMPLE JOYS OF THE SEASON BE YOURS
7 X 18
542TAPS ~ DAY IS DONE GONE THE SUN FROM THE LAKE FROM THE HILLS
FROM THE SKY ALL IS WELL SAFELY REST GOD IS NIGH
9 X 18
5040TEACHING IS TO TOUCH A LIFE FOREVER7 X 18
329TEACHING; WE'RE NOT IN IT FOR THE INCOME, WE'RE IN IT FOR
THE OUTCOME
7 X 18
754TEAMWORK - WHEN WE ALL WORK TOGETHER, WE WIN TOGETHER7 X 18
652TGIF THANK GOD I'M FUNNY7 X 7
5061THANK HEAVEN FOR LITTLE BOYS7 X 18
5062THANK HEAVEN FOR LITTLE GIRLS7 X 18
439THE3.5 X 10
610THE ASS FAMILY: SMART - WISE - KISS - SASSY - STINK9 X 18
839THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES7 X 18
990THE BEST AND MOST BEAUTIFUL THINGS MUST BE FELT WITH THE
HEART. ~ HELEN KELLER
7 X 18
5516THE BEST ANTIQUE IS AN OLD FRIEND7 X 18
614THE BEST THING TO HOLD ON TO IN LIFE IS EACH OTHER7 x 36
278THE COTTAGE9 X 36
884THE COUNTRY LIFE7 X 36
533THE COW DIED SO I DON'T NEED YOUR BULL! 7 X 18
298THE CROSS MADE THE DIFFERENCE FOR ME7 X 36
5515THE FIGHT IS WON OR LOST FAR AWAY FROM WITNESSES BEHIND THE
LINES IN THE GYM AND OUT THERE ON THE ROAD LONG BEFORE I
DANCE UNDER THOSE LIGHTS. MUHAMMAD ALI
7 X 18
5540THE FUTURE BELONGS TO THOSE THAT BELIEVE IN THE BEAUTY OF
THEIR DREAMS. ELEANOR ROOSEVELT
7 X 18
446THE GODS HELP THEM THAT HELP THEMSELVES. ~ AESOP7 X 18
759THE GOLDEN RULE: IN ALL THINGS, DO UNTO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD
HAVE OTHERS DO UNTO YOU.
7 X 18
761THE GREAT LAW OF PEACE: ALL THINGS ARE OUR RELATIVES; WHAT
WE DO TO EVERYTHING, WE DO TO OURSELVES. ALL IS REALLY ONE.
BLACK ELK
7 X 18
490THE GREAT OZ7 X 18
5544THE GREAT OZ HAS SPOKEN7 X 18
905THE HARDER YOU WORK THE LUCKIER YOU GET7 X 18
526THE HISTORY OF JACK SCHITT9 X 36
574THE IDEALS THAT HAVE LIGHTED MY WAY AND TIME AFTER TIME HAVE
GIVEN ME NEW COURAGE TO FACE LIFE CHEERFULLY, HAVE BEEN
KINDNESS, BEAUTY, AND TRUTH. ~ ALBERT EINSTEIN
9 X 36
263THE JOURNEY IS THE DESTINATION9 X 36
513THE KEEPING ROOM9 X 36
t771THE LATEST SURVEY SHOWS THAT THREE OUT OF FOUR PEOPLE MAKE
UP 75 PERCENT OF THE POPULATION.
7 X 7
678THE LODGE9 X 36
531THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE AREN'T THINGS7 X 36
811THE OLD FARM KITCHEN9 X 36
974THE OLDER I GET THE BETTER I WAS7 X 18
801THE QUEEN IS NOT ACCEPTING AN AUDIENCE TODAY7 X 18
569THE QUEEN IS NOT AMUSED7 X 18
715THE QUEEN OF EVERYTHING7 X 18
5517THE RIGHT SHOES CAN CHANGE YOUR LIFE ~ CINDERELLA7 X 18
t789THE ROOSTER CROWS BUT THE HEN DELIVERS THE GOODS7 X 7
674THE SERENITY PRAYER9 X 36
780THE STAR THAT LED THE WISE MEN, THEN STILL SHINES TO GUIDE
THE HEARTS OF MEN
9 X 18
518THE WITCH IS IN7 X 18
355THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING TO BE THANKFUL FOR7 X 36
882THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME7 X 36
883THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS7 X 36
954THESE ARE THE GOOD OLD DAYS7 X 36
734THINGS HAPPEN FOR A REASON JUST BELIEVE7 X 18
5091THINGS OUR MOTHERS TAUGHT US 21 HUMOROUS ANECDOTES VERTICAL9 X 36
t5103THINGS TO DO TODAY: 1. GET UP 2. SURVIVE 3. GO TO BED7 X 7
547THINK ABUNDANTLY, ENERGY FOLLOWS INTENTION7 X 18
778THINK DEEPLY, SPEAK GENTLY, LOVE MUCH, LAUGH A LOT, WORK
HARD, GIVE FREELY, TRUST GOD, AND BE KIND (VERTICAL)
9 X 36
946THIS HOUSE BELIEVES7 X 36
555THIS IS THE DAY THE LORD HAS MADE; LET US REJOICE AND BE
GLAD IN IT ~ PSALMS 118:24
9 X 36
546THIS MESS IS A PLACE7 X 18
987THIS OLDE HOUSE9 X 36
735THIS TOO, SHALL PASS7 X 18
608THOU SHALT NOT WHINE9 X 12
370THREE WISE WOMEN : WOULD HAVE ASKED DIRECTIONS ARRIVED ON
TIME HELPED DELIVER THE BABY BROUGHT PRACTICAL GIFTS
CLEANED THE STABLE MADE A CASSEROLE AND THERE WOULD BE
PEACE ON EARTH
9 X 12
463TO ERR IS HUMAN. TO REALLY FOUL THINGS UP REQUIRES A
COMPUTER
7 X 18
266TO EVERYTHING THERE IS A SEASON7 X 36
647TO EVERYTHING THERE IS A SEASON AND A TIME TO EVERY PURPOSE
UNDER HEAVEN. ~ ECCLESIASTES 3:1
9 X 36
890TO THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE7 X 36
609TODAY'S MENU: TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT9 X 12
340TODAY'S SEEDS ARE TOMORROWS FLOWERS9 X 12
297TOGETHER IS THE BEST PLACE TO BE7 X 36
806TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING IS A GOOD THING7 X 18
5045TOWELS7 X 18
519TOYS7 X 18
997TRANQUILITY FOUND7 X 18
641TREASURES7 X 18
275TRICK OR TREAT WITH TALL GHOST PICTURE7 X 18
673TRUST IN THE LORD WITH ALL THINE HEART ~ PROVERBS 3:57 X 36
955TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR7 X 36
611TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR DO YOU KNOW HOW LOVED YOU ARE
(lg)
7 x 36
612TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR DO YOU KNOW HOW LOVED YOU ARE
(sm)
7 X 18
741TWO HEARTS - TWO LIVES - ONE LOVE7 X 36
UU7 X 7
394UNATTENDED CHILDREN WILL BE GIVEN AN ESPRESSO AND A FREE
PUPPY
7 X 18
630UNRULY CHILDREN WILL CHEERFULLY BE FED TO THE TROLLS7 X 18
856UP NORTH7 X 18
5532UP NORTH WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY..PRICELESS7 X 18
358UPPER CAPE7 X 18
VV7 X 7
543VALUES ARE LIKE FINGERPRINTS, NOBODY'S ARE THE SAME, BUT YOU
LEAVE 'EM ALL OVER EVERYTHING YOU DO. ~ ELVIS PRESLEY
7 X 18
5036VENDI VIDI VISA.. I CAME I SAW I SHOPPED7 X 18
650VINTAGE CHARM7 X 18
486VIRTUE3.5 X 10
WW7 X 7
923WANTED JOLLY MEN BEARING GIFTS7 X 18
810WANTED: GOOD MAN: ABOUT 90 YEARS OLD HALF BLIND, BAD LEG,
GOOD WITH A GUN, TO WATCH MY WIFE WHILE I'M OUT HUNTING.
INQUIRE WITHIN
9 X 12
809WANTED: GOOD WOMAN: MUST BE ABLE TO CLEAN, COOK, SEW, DIG
WORMS AND CLEAN FISH. MUST HAVE BOAT AND MOTOR. PLEASE SEND
PICTURES OF BOAT AND MOTOR.
9 X 12
927WANTED: MEANINGFUL OVERNIGHT RELATIONSHIP7 X 18
245WARM WINTER WISHES7 X 36
871WARNING STRANGE DOG9 X 12
5043WATCH YOUR THOUGHTS FOR THEY BECOME WORDS. CHOOSE YOUR
WORDS, FOR THEY BECOME ACTIONS. UNDERSTAND YOUR ACTIONS, FOR
THEY BECOME HABITS. STUDY YOUR HABITS, FOR THEY WILL BECOME
YOUR CHARACTER. DEVELOP YOUR CHARACTER, FOR IT BECOMES YOUR
DESTINY. VERTICAL
9 X 36
520WE BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS9 X 18
521WE GIVE THANKS FOR FRIENDS AND FAMILY7 X 36
727WE MAKE A LIVING BY WHAT WE GET, WE