| Simple Signs ( 3.5X10) |
| A Closed Mouth Gathers No Feet | s9023 |
| Abundance | s424 |
| Adorable | s436 |
| All your fine words and all your good wishes will never replace your help with the dishes! | s9102 |
| Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. | s9171 |
| And | s423 |
| Angel | s438 |
| Approach Love And Cooking With Reckless Abandon ~The Dalai Lama | s9054 |
| Asses must be kicked. | s9106 |
| Bad decisions make great stories | s9107 |
| Bad Witch | s9052 |
| Bang Head Here | s9091 |
| Be Kind | s400 |
| Be nice to your children. They choose your nursing home. | s9154 |
| Be Still | s9005 |
| Be True | s401 |
| Be Wise | s402 |
| Beach | s9058 |
| Beer. Now Cheaper Than Gas. Drink Don't Drive! | s9048 |
| Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. | s9173 |
| Before You Get To Be Old And Wise, You Must First Go Through Young And Dumb. | s9093 |
| Believe | s344 |
| Believe Those Who Seek The Truth. Doubt Those Who Find It | s9064 |
| Best friends are we my sister and me | s9108 |
| Beware: My Last Drink Was From A Bottle Of Bitch | s9019 |
| Beyond Bitch | s9034 |
| Biker Bitch | s9027 |
| Bitch Doesn't Even Begin To Cover It | s9033 |
| Bitching, Whining, Pissing & Moaning; Just Some Of The Services I Offer | s9022 |
| Blessings (sm) | s343 |
| Bliss | s422 |
| Born Again Virgin | s9041 |
| Born to play baseball | s9114 |
| Born to play basketball | s9109 |
| Born to play football | s9113 |
| Born to play hockey | s9111 |
| Born to play soccer | s9112 |
| Born to play softball | s9115 |
| Born to play Tennis | s9175 |
| Born to play volleyball | s9110 |
| Boys Will Be Boys (sm) | s403 |
| Cat spoken here | s9116 |
| Caution..Dog Lover Zone | s9072 |
| Cherish Friends & Family Live Simply Love Generously Care Deeply Speak Kindly | s9070 |
| Christmas | s493 |
| Courage | s352 |
| Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway. ~ John Wayne | s9117 |
| Cowboy Junkie | s9174 |
| Ctrl+Alt+Del | s9181 |
| Dear Lord, Deliver Me From Teenagers | s9193 |
| Dear Lord, If You Can't Make Me Skinny - Make My Friends Fat | s9068 |
| Dinner Is Poured! | s9008 |
| Do your best when no one is looking. ~ Bob Cousy | s9119 |
| Dog spoken here | s9118 |
| Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. | s9170 |
| Don't Mess With This Old Bitch | s9025 |
| Don't Pursue Happiness Create It! | s9088 |
| Dream | s349 |
| Eat, Bitch, And Wine! | s9021 |
| Eat, Drink, Bitch & Be Merry | s9043 |
| Eat. Sleep. Bitch | s9029 |
| Even If You Are On The Right Track, You'll Get Run Over If You Just Sit There. ~Will Rogers | s9015 |
| Everyone has a love story but I like ours the best. | s9104 |
| Faith | s348 |
| Fall | s491 |
| Family | s404 |
| Feels like happy hour! | s9120 |
| Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. | s9156 |
| Friends | s405 |
| Friends are kisses blown to us by angels. | s9121 |
| Giggle | s346 |
| Girls Rule | s406 |
| Give Thanks | s407 |
| Go Ahead...Make My Day | s9187 |
| Goeth Intercourse Thyself | s9067 |
| Good Judgment Comes From Experience, And A Lot Of That Comes From Bad Judgment. ~Will Rogers | s9014 |
| Good Witch | s9051 |
| Grace | s483 |
| Grandchildren Are A Gift From God | s9069 |
| Gratitude | s425 |
| Happiness is...a warm puppy. - Charles M. Schulz | s9176 |
| Harmony | s488 |
| Hope | s353 |
| Hot Shot | s408 |
| How much fun can we have and still not go to jail? | s9162 |
| Hug The Cook | s9080 |
| Hugs | s429 |
| I Bitch, Therefore I Am | s9040 |
| I Cleaned Last Week, Sorry You Missed It | s9086 |
| I don't have hot flashes. I have short, private vacations in the tropics. | s9127 |
| I Don't Necessarily Agree With Everything I Say | s9009 |
| I Don't Need Sex The Government Screws Me Every Day | s9066 |
| I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be. | s9036 |
| I Have An Inferiority Complex But It's Not A Very Good One | s9037 |
| I Have No Idea What I'm Doing Out Of Bed | s9010 |
| I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers | s9177 |
| I Piss And Moan, Therefore I Am | s9057 |
| I Think, Therefore I'm Single | s9039 |
| I was in the beauty shop for nearly two hours! That was only for the estimate. | s9168 |
| I Wine, Therefore I Am. | s9020 |
| I'd rather be at the lake | s9153 |
| I'd rather be boating (simple) | s9123 |
| I'd rather be fishing | s9124 |
| I'd rather be in Forks | s9159 |
| I'd rather be in the garden | s9125 |
| I'd rather be skiing | s9122 |
| I'd stop drinking but I'm no quitter. | s9163 |
| I'll Drink About That Later | s9073 |
| I'm Currently Having An Out Of Office Experience | s9076 |
| I'm not 40-something, I'm 39.95 plus shipping and handling | s9126 |
| I'm not gaining weight, I'm living large! | s9164 |
| I'm Not Moody, Disorganized, Or Self-Absorbed. I'm Artistic | s9063 |
| I'm Not Really A Bitch. I Just Play One In Your Life | s9053 |
| I'm On Island Time | s9084 |
| I'm really skinny now, just on a different planet | s9184 |
| I'm Too Old For This Shit | s9038 |
| I, Bitch | s9030 |
| If at first you don't succeed skydiving's not for you. | s9128 |
| If Stupidity Got Us Into This Mess, Then Why Can't It Get Us Out? ~Will Rogers | s9018 |
| If we are what we eat, then I'm cheap, fast, and easy! | s9129 |
| If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score? ~ Vince Lombardi | s9130 |
| If You Aren't Careful Your Kids Will Suck The Marrow Right Out Of Your Bones. | s9094 |
| If you can't run with the big dogs then stay on the porch. | s9131 |
| If you must choose between two evils...pick the one you've never tried before! | s9101 |
| Imagination is more important that knowledge. ~Albert Einstein | s9132 |
| Imagine | s347 |
| Income Tax Has Made Liars Out Of More Americans Than Golf. ~Will Rogers | s9017 |
| Inspire (simple) | s9003 |
| Is It Time For A Road Trip?! | s9062 |
| It is better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. ~Mark Twain | s9096 |
| It Takes a Village Idiot | s9185 |
| It's all about the bag. | s9133 |
| It's all about the shoes. | s9134 |
| It's All Good. My Attitude Is Gratitude. | s9182 |
| It's never too late to be who you might have been. ~George Eliot | s9135 |
| Jesus Knows Me, This I Love | s9195 |
| Joy | s427 |
| Jump | s409 |
| Just Be Happy I'm Not A Twin | s9047 |
| Kindly Control Yourself | s9079 |
| Kindred Spirits | s410 |
| Kiss The Cook | s9078 |
| Kisses | s437 |
| Laugh | s411 |
| Laundry (simple) | s9099 |
| Learn The Rules So You Will Know How To Break Them Properly ~The Dalai Lama | s9055 |
| Let me just drop everything and work on your problem! | s9183 |
| Life Is Short. Read Fast | s9045 |
| Life is too short to drink bad wine. | s9178 |
| Life's Better Because You're My Mom | s9082 |
| Light | s426 |
| Live | s412 |
| Live Life! Eat ice cream and run naked!! | s9097 |
| Live Long And Prosper. ~ Spock | s9090 |
| Live, breathe, then ski. That is all that matters. | s9136 |
| Live, Love, Laugh & Bitch! | s9042 |
| Love | s345 |
| Love...is the most important ingredient in the kitchen. | s9190 |
| Magic | s431 |
| Mama Likey | s9105 |
| Memories | s413 |
| Merry Bitchin' Christmas | s9044 |
| Miracles | s430 |
| My book club can kick your book club's ass! | s9137 |
| My Indian Name Is Sleeps With Dogs | s9074 |
| My Inner Child Needs A Spankin' | s9035 |
| My memory is really good...it's just really short. | s9138 |
| My Sister Has The Best Sister In The World | s9046 |
| Never live down to expectations. | s9139 |
| Never Miss A Good Chance To Shut Up. ~Will Rogers | s9011 |
| Never Trust A Skinny Cook | s9081 |
| No Coffee No Workee (Simple) | s9061 |
| Not so much. | s9103 |
| Nurses are angels in comfy shoes. | s9172 |
| Old Bitch | s9024 |
| Old Broads Rule | s9050 |
| Old Guys Rule | s9049 |
| Once A Year, Go Someplace You've Never Been Before. ~The Dalai Lama | s9056 |
| Oops! Did I Just Say That Out Loud?! | s9083 |
| Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. ~Confucius | s9166 |
| Overcome | s9002 |
| Pardon The Mess. Children Making Memories Here | s9085 |
| Patience | s484 |
| Peace | s354 |
| Peace On Earth (simple) | s9140 |
| Pink is the color of courage. | s9165 |
| Plagiarism saves time | s9141 |
| Possibilities | s420 |
| Praise | s414 |
| Psycho Magnet | s9031 |
| Real men sparkle. | s9160 |
| Really!? | s9142 |
| Rejoice | s415 |
| Relax | s9059 |
| Retirement is the best medicine. | s9167 |
| Run | s416 |
| Sassy | s433 |
| Save the drama for your mama. | s9143 |
| Scatter Joy | s351 |
| Serenity | s487 |
| Seriously!? | s9144 |
| Sexy Women Have Messy Kitchens | s9196 |
| Sexy Women Have Messy Offices | s9197 |
| Shopping With Your Husband Is Like Hunting With The Game Warden | s9192 |
| Simplify | s342 |
| Sing | s432 |
| Skip | s417 |
| Slap on some lipstick. You'll be just fine. | s9145 |
| Smiles | s428 |
| Spring | s489 |
| Strength | s9000 |
| Summer | s499 |
| Super Star | s418 |
| Sweet | s435 |
| Talk To The Paw (sm) | s9191 |
| Team Edward | s9157 |
| Team Jacob | s9158 |
| That snap crackle pop in the morning ain't my freakin' Rice Krispies! | s9169 |
| That's Freakin' Sweet! | s9186 |
| That's What He Said! | s9189 |
| That's What She Said! | s9188 |
| The | s439 |
| The Dog Did It | s9071 |
| The First 50 Years Of Marriage Are Always The Hardest | s9028 |
| The Greatest Wealth Is Health | s9087 |
| The Minute That You Read Something That You Can't Understand, You Can Almost Be Sure It Was Drawn Up By A Lawyer. ~ Will Rogers | s9016 |
| The more you complain the longer you live | s9146 |
| The wishbone will never replace the backbone. | s9147 |
| There Are Three Kinds Of Men: The Ones That Learn By Reading. The Few Who Learn By Observation. The Rest Of Them Have To Pee On The Electric Fence. ~Will Rogers | s9013 |
| There Are Two Theories To Arguing With A Woman. Neither Works. ~Will Rogers | s9012 |
| There's Always A Reason To Dance! | s9095 |
| Think happy stuff! | s9148 |
| Think It More Satisfactory To Live Richly Than To Die Rich! | s9077 |
| This Olde Bitch | s9026 |
| To get something we've never had, we must do something we've never done. | s9179 |
| Truly Great Friends - Hard to find - Difficult to leave - Impossible to forget | s9180 |
| Trust | S9004 |
| Trust in Allah (But tie your camel.) ~Old Muslim Proverb | s9098 |
| Virtue | s486 |
| We're Not Gossiping; We're Networking! | s9007 |
| Welcome To The Jungle | s9065 |
| What Is A Friend? A Single Soul Dwelling In Two Bodies. ~ Aristotle | s9089 |
| Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be though half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. | s9149 |
| When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. ~Franklin Delano Roosevelt (1882-1945) | s9150 |
| Where There's A Witch There's A Way | s9060 |
| Wherever you go, go with all your heart. - Confucius | s9155 |
| Wine Not? | s9006 |
| Winners imagine their dreams first. | s9151 |
| Winter | s492 |
| Wisdom | S9001 |
| Wish | s434 |
| Without self discipline, success is impossible, period. ~ Lou Holtz | s9152 |
| Wonder | s421 |
| Wonder Kid | s419 |
| Yippie Ki Yay! | s9100 |
| You are my happy place | s9161 |
| You Know You're Getting Old When Happy Hour Is A Nap | s9032 |
