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ALPHABET SIGNS

FALL / HALLOWEEN / THANKSGIVING

FAMILY / FRIENDS / KIDS / BABY

GENERAL / HOUSEHOLD

HUMOROUS

HUMOROUS / WIZARD OF OZ

PET / ANIMAL

SIMPLE SIGNS ( 3.5x10)

SPIRITUAL / RELIGIOUS / INSPIRATIONAL

SPORTS / HUNTING / FISHING / GAME ROOM

SPRING / EASTER / GARDEN

SUMMER / PATRIOTIC / SEASIDE / LAKESIDE

TAVERN / WINE / COFFEE / CHOCOLATE / SMOKING

TILES

WESTERN / TEXAS

WINTER / CHRISTMAS

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We are so pleased you have found our signs! We proudly hand make each and every one right here in Eau Claire, Wisconsin, using solid knotty pine and a smooth finish that is intended to look time worn. Choose from 35 background board colors! If you want a special lettering color you can do that too! It's so much fun to snazz up a room with a sign! We've been in the NY Times, on HGTV, and featured in many Country Business' Country Sampler magazines & home decor magazines! One editor says we have the best signs in the country!! We use a sealer but if placing outside in the direct elements, coat with an outdoor protectant spray. Signs have a routered opening in the back for hanging. Simply mount on two nails or screws positioned level side by side. All signs available in all of our old colors along with clear poly, butternut stain, and our dark walnut stain. Please see the color choice menu with each sign listed. Also refer to the pdf catalog page 2 for all colors. Our signs are great for any room in the home, office, and place of business. They make wonderful gifts for all occasions. Our customers tell us they switch them each season for fun decorating year round.

Click on the sign saying you are interested in. Up will come images and ordering details! Signs orders ship in 1-2 days

PLEASE READ!! Your sign/s order leaves our shop in 1-2 days. Then it is in the hands of Fed Ex Home Delivery, which in most cases is anywhere in the country from Wisconsin to you in 1-5 days (again, after the order leaves our shop) depending on how far away from us you are.

BOTTOM LINE: Your sign order will arrive to you in 3-7 days!!

The signs are all sorted into categories or popular themes.

ALL SIGNS LISTED ALPHABETICALLY WITH LINKS TO PURCHASE!

NEW: Now available as a color choice! Authentic antique Wisconsin barn wood!

NEW: You can also search for your sign here! Type in the general saying you are looking for and you will see results from what we offer. You can type in one 'theme' word such as LOVE or FAMILY add see all the signs we have! Click on the links to view the sign image.

TAVERN / WINE / COFFEE / CHOCOLATE / SMOKING
A HOUSE IS NOT A HOME WITHOUT A BAR 5771
ANY HOUR IS HAPPY HOUR! k6018
ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU. ASK ONLY WHAT KIND OF BEER YOU CAN GET ME 5711
BAR PHONE FEES $1 NOT HERE $2 ON HIS WAY OUT $3 JUST LEFT $4 HAVEN'T SEEM HIM ALL DAY $5 WHO? MAKE ARRANGEMENTS UPON ARRIVAL 875
BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEER HOLDER 838
BEER FRIDGE 5526
BEER IS PROOF GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY 5529
BEER IS THE ANSWER (WHAT WAS THE QUESTION?) 836
BEER IT'S WHATS FOR DINNER 5744
BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL PERSON IS A SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF COFFEE 904
CARPE VINO (SEIZE THE WINE) 805
CHEERS 865
CHOCOLATE IS PROOF GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY 5530
CHOCOLATE. THINK INSIDE THE BOX 785
COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN...THE RICHER THE BETTER 750
DRINK HER CUTE 5749
DRINK HIM CUTE 5748
DRINK UP! YOU'LL BE MORE INTERESTING AND MUCH BETTER LOOKING 5747
GOOD FOOD GOOD WINE GOOD FRIENDS GOOD TIMES k6017
GOOD WINE IS THE PLEASURE GOOD FRIENDS ARE THE TREASURE 5861
HAPPY HOUR 800
I CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH PRAYER & COFFEE 5636
I LOVE THIS BAR 564
I WISH YOU WERE BEER. 5915
I'LL HAVE A CAFÉ MOCHA, VODKA, VALIUM LATTE TO GO PLEASE 5951
ICE COLD BEER 840
IF YOU ARE SMOKING IN THIS HOUSE YOU HAD BETTER BE ON FIRE 270
INSTANT HUMAN JUST ADD COFFEE 907
IT'S 5 O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE 387
IT'S COCKTAIL HOUR SOMEWHERE 5504
JUST BEER YOURSELF 5690
LIFE JOY CHOCOLATE 704
LOVE MAKES THE WORLD GO 'ROUND AND CHOCOLATE MAKES THE TRIP WORTH WHILE 635
MAKE TEA NOT WAR ~ MONTY PYTHON 476
MAN LAW: MOANING ABOUT THE BRAND OF FREE BEER IN A BUDDY'S FRIDGE IS FORBIDDEN. HOWEVER, COMPLAIN AT WILL IF THE TEMPERATURE IS UNSUITABLE. 5783
MAN LAW: REAL MEN BET ON ANYTHING THEY CAN, THERE IS NO SPORT WITHOUT BETTING AND THE REST OF LIFE SHOULD BE THE SAME 5782
MOTTO TO LIVE BY: LIFE SHOULD NOT BE A JOURNEY TO THE GRAVE WITH THE INENTION OF ARRIVING SAFELY IN AN ATTRACTIVE AND WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS, CHOCOLATE IN ONE HAND, MARGARITA IN THE OTHER, BODY THROROUGHLY USED UP TOTALLY WORN OUT AND SCREAMING WOO HOO WHAT A RIDE 5064
MOTTO TO LIVE BY: LIFE SHOULD NOT BE A JOURNEY TO THE GRAVE WITH THE INTENTION OF ARRIVING SAFELY IN AN ATTRACTIVE AND WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS, CHOCOLATE IN ONE HAND, MARTINI IN THE OTHER, BODY THOROUGHLY USED UP, TOTALLY WOR 979
MOTTO TO LIVE BY: LIFE SHOULD NOT BE A JOURNEY TO THE GRAVE WITH THE INTENTIONS OF ARRIVING SAFELY IN ATTRACTIVE AND WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS, CHOCOLATE IN ON HAND, BEER IN THE OTHER, BODY THOROUGHLY USED UP, TOTALLY WORN OUT AN 617
MOTTO TO LIVE BY: LIFE SHOULD NOT BE A JOURNEY TO THE GRAVE WITH THE INTENTIONS OF ARRIVING SAFELY IN ATTRACTIVE AND WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS, CHOCOLATE IN ON HAND, LATTE IN THE OTHER, BODY THOROUGHLY USED UP, TOTALLY WORN OUT A 616
MOTTO TO LIVE BY: LIFE SHOULD NOT BE A JOURNEY TO THE GRAVE WITH THE INTENTIONS OF ARRIVING SAFELY IN ATTRACTIVE AND WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS, CHOCOLATE IN ON HAND, WINE IN THE OTHER, BODY THOROUGHLY USED UP, TOTALLY WORN OUT AN 743
MOTTO TO LIVE BY: LIFE SHOULD NOT BE A JOURNEY TO THE GRAVE WITH THE INTENTIONS OF ARRIVING SAFELY IN ATTRACTIVE AND WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS. CHAMPAGNE IN ONE HAND CHOCOLATE IN THE OTHER BODY THOROUGHLY USED UP, TOTALLY WORN OUT AND SCREAMING WOO HOO! WHAT A RIDE! 5904
MOTTO TO LIVE BY: LIFE SHOULD NOT BE A JOURNEY TO THE GRAVE WITH THE INTENTIONS OF ARRIVING SAFELY IN ATTRACTIVE AND WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS. CIGAR IN ONE HAND BEER IN THE OTHER BODY THOROUGHLY USED UP, TOTALLY WORN OUT AND SCREAMING WOO HOO! WHAT A RIDE! 5880
MOTTO TO LIVE BY: LIFE SHOULD NOT BE A JOURNEY TO THE GRAVE WITH THE INTENTIONS OF ARRIVING SAFELY IN ATTRACTIVE AND WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS. CIGARETTE IN ONE HAND BEER IN THE OTHER BODY THOROUGHLY USED UP, TOTALLY WORN OUT AND SCREAMING WOO HOO! WHAT A RIDE! 5898
MY INDIAN NAME IS RUNS WITH BEER 628
MY SALOON MY RULES 790
ONE MARTINI, TWO MARTINI, THREE MARTINI, FLOOR! 677
PLAN B (INCLUDES BEER) 5704
PLAN B (INCLUDES CHOCOLATE AND LATTE) 5702
PLAN B (INCLUDES MARGARITAS) 5703
PLAN B (INCLUDES WINE) 5701
RESPONSIBLE DRINKING IS AN OXYMORON 5750
ROOT BEER A CRUEL HOAX 5739
SEE ALL CHOCOLATES, HEAR ALL CHOCOLATES, EAT ALL CHOCOLATES (WITH MONKEYS) 460
SHOW ME THE WAY TO CHARDONNAY 5957
STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE BEERS 834
SUPPORT WILDLIFE THROW A PARTY 5742
THE BEER HUNTER 5743
THE PARTY IS ONLY AS STRONG AS THE WEAKEST DRINK! 5796
THERE WILL BE NO WORKING DURING DRINKING HOURS! 5831
WARNING: DRINKING MAY CAUSE MEMORY LOSS. OR WORSE YET..MEMORY LOSS 5756
WHEN PLAYING CARDS A PAIR OF BALLS BEATS EVERYTHING 5745
WHY LIMIT HAPPY TO AN HOUR?! 5793
WINE A BIT YOU'LL FEEL BETTER 583
WINE CELLAR 713
WINE FLIES WHEN YOU'RE HAVING FUN 726
WINE IS PROOF GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY 5531
WINE MAKES EVERYONE HOPEFUL. ~ ARISTOTLE 496
WINE: PESSIMIST, OPTIMIST, SPIRITUALIST, REALIST 497
YE OLDE PUB 5746
YOU CAN EITHER AGREE WITH THE BARTENDER OR YOU CAN BE WRONG 5674
YOU HAD ME AT MERLOT 5956
YOU NEVER KNOW HOW MANY FRIENDS YOU HAVE UNTIL YOU HAVE A BAR IN YOUR HOUSE 5664