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FAMILY / FRIENDS / KIDS / BABY

GENERAL / HOUSEHOLD

HUMOROUS

HUMOROUS / WIZARD OF OZ

PET / ANIMAL

SAWDUST SKINNIES

SIMPLE SIGNS ( 3.5x10)

SPIRITUAL / RELIGIOUS / INSPIRATIONAL

SPORTS / HUNTING / FISHING / GAME ROOM

SPRING / EASTER / GARDEN

SUMMER / PATRIOTIC / SEASIDE / LAKESIDE

TAVERN / WINE / COFFEE / CHOCOLATE / SMOKING

TILES

WINTER / CHRISTMAS

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We are so pleased you have found our signs! We proudly hand make each and every one right here in Eau Claire, Wisconsin, using solid knotty pine and a smooth finish that is intended to look time worn. Choose from 35 background board colors! If you want a special lettering color you can do that too! It's so much fun to snazz up a room with a sign! We've been in the NY Times, on HGTV, and featured in many Country Business' Country Sampler magazines & home decor magazines! One editor says we have the best signs in the country!! We use a sealer but if placing outside in the direct elements, coat with an outdoor protectant spray. Signs have a routered opening in the back for hanging. Simply mount on two nails or screws positioned level side by side. All signs available in all of our old colors along with clear poly, butternut stain, and our dark walnut stain. Please see the color choice menu with each sign listed. Also refer to the pdf catalog page 2 for all colors. Our signs are great for any room in the home, office, and place of business. They make wonderful gifts for all occasions. Our customers tell us they switch them each season for fun decorating year round.

Click on the sign saying you are interested in. Up will come images and ordering details! Signs orders ship in 1-2 days

PLEASE READ!! Your sign/s order leaves our shop in 1-2 days. Then it is in the hands of Fed Ex Home Delivery, which in most cases is anywhere in the country from Wisconsin to you in 1-5 days (again, after the order leaves our shop) depending on how far away from us you are.

BOTTOM LINE: Your sign order will arrive to you in 3-7 days!!

The signs are all sorted into categories or popular themes.

NEW: ALL SIGNS LISTED ALPHABETICALLY WITH LINKS TO PURCHASE!

TAVERN / WINE / COFFEE / CHOCOLATE / SMOKING
BAR PHONE FEES $1 NOT HERE $2 ON HIS WAY OUT $3 JUST LEFT $4 HAVEN'T SEEM HIM ALL DAY $5 WHO? MAKE ARRANGEMENTS UPON ARRIVAL 875
BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEER HOLDER 838
BEER FRIDGE 5526
BEER IS PROOF GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY 5529
BEER IS THE ANSWER (WHAT WAS THE QUESTION?) 836
BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL PERSON IS A SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF COFFEE 904
CARPE VINO (SEIZE THE WINE) 805
CHEERS 865
CHOCOLATE IS PROOF GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY 5530
CHOCOLATE. THINK INSIDE THE BOX 785
COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN...THE RICHER THE BETTER 750
HAPPY HOUR 800
I LOVE THIS BAR 564
ICE COLD BEER 840
IF YOU ARE SMOKING IN THIS HOUSE YOU HAD BETTER BE ON FIRE 270
INSTANT HUMAN JUST ADD COFFEE 907
IT'S COCKTAIL HOUR SOMEWHERE 5504
LIFE JOY CHOCOLATE 704
LOVE MAKES THE WORLD GO 'ROUND AND CHOCOLATE MAKES THE TRIP WORTH WHILE 635
MAKE TEA NOT WAR ~ MONTY PYTHON 476
MOTTO TO LIVE BY: LIFE SHOULD NOT BE A JOURNEY TO THE GRAVE WITH THE INENTION OF ARRIVING SAFELY IN AN ATTRACTIVE AND WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS, CHOCOLATE IN ONE HAND, MARGARITA IN THE OTHER, BODY THROROUGHLY USED UP TOTALLY WORN OUT AND SCREAMING WOO HOO WHAT A RIDE 5064
MOTTO TO LIVE BY: LIFE SHOULD NOT BE A JOURNEY TO THE GRAVE WITH THE INTENTION OF ARRIVING SAFELY IN AN ATTRACTIVE AND WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS, CHOCOLATE IN ONE HAND, MARTINI IN THE OTHER, BODY THOROUGHLY USED UP, TOTALLY WOR 979
MOTTO TO LIVE BY: LIFE SHOULD NOT BE A JOURNEY TO THE GRAVE WITH THE INTENTIONS OF ARRIVING SAFELY IN ATTRACTIVE AND WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS, CHOCOLATE IN ON HAND, BEER IN THE OTHER, BODY THOROUGHLY USED UP, TOTALLY WORN OUT AN 617
MOTTO TO LIVE BY: LIFE SHOULD NOT BE A JOURNEY TO THE GRAVE WITH THE INTENTIONS OF ARRIVING SAFELY IN ATTRACTIVE AND WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS, CHOCOLATE IN ON HAND, LATTE IN THE OTHER, BODY THOROUGHLY USED UP, TOTALLY WORN OUT A 616
MOTTO TO LIVE BY: LIFE SHOULD NOT BE A JOURNEY TO THE GRAVE WITH THE INTENTIONS OF ARRIVING SAFELY IN ATTRACTIVE AND WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS, CHOCOLATE IN ON HAND, WINE IN THE OTHER, BODY THOROUGHLY USED UP, TOTALLY WORN OUT AN 743
MY INDIAN NAME IS RUNS WITH BEER 628
MY SALOON MY RULES 790
ONE MARTINI, TWO MARTINI, THREE MARTINI, FLOOR! 677
SEE ALL CHOCOLATES, HEAR ALL CHOCOLATES, EAT ALL CHOCOLATES (WITH MONKEYS) 460
STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE BEERS 834
WINE A BIT YOU'LL FEEL BETTER 583
WINE CELLAR 713
WINE FLIES WHEN YOU'RE HAVING FUN 726
WINE IS PROOF GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY 5531
WINE MAKES EVERYONE HOPEFUL. ~ ARISTOTLE 496
WINE: PESSIMIST, OPTIMIST, SPIRITUALIST, REALIST 497