| Tiles |
| 333 I'm Only Half Evil | t664 |
| A Daughter is a little girl that grows up to be a friend. | t5299 |
| A friend is someone who does things that count, but doesn't stop to count them | t5295 |
| A friend is someone who knows all about you, but likes you anyway | t5294 |
| A GOOD friend knows how you take your coffee. A GREAT friend ADDS BOOZE. | t5314 |
| A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a great friend will be sitting next to you saying damn that was fun! | t5282 |
| A Penny Saved Is A Government Oversight | t5163 |
| A Star Is Born | t5110 |
| A true friend is one who makes you laugh so hard you pee a little | t5290 |
| A true friend is one you can sit with...not say a word...and feel like you had the best conversation ever | t5303 |
| A true friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked | t5302 |
| A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings | t5298 |
| All That We Are Is The Result Of What We Have Thought. ~ Buddha | t686 |
| All Those Angel Stories..They're True. Just Believe | t5135 |
| All Those Miracle Stories..They're True. Just Believe | t5134 |
| All Those Stories About Heaven..They're True. Just Believe | t5136 |
| Anything that makes you giggle, smile, or laugh...buy it or marry it! | t5260 |
| Bacon is just another word for meat candy | t5372 |
| Basketball: Boys Invented It Girls Perfected It | t691 |
| Be yourself, everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde | t5338 |
| Beach House (tile) | t5232 |
| Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beerholder (Tile) | t5206 |
| Been There Drank That | t5203 |
| Beer Helping White Men Dance Since 1892 | t5131 |
| Behind every successful man is a surprised mother-in-law. | t5284 |
| Believe In The Power Of Every Thought | t5137 |
| Beware Of Owner ~ The Dog | t5253 |
| Birds Of A Feather Flock Together And Crap On Your Car | t5173 |
| Bless This Sweet Baby | t5112 |
| Boo (in spiderweb) | t5351 |
| Boot Queen | t5252 |
| Born Free Now I'm Expensive | t5109 |
| Bow down. (with crown graphic) | t5367 |
| bring nice back (with picture of Kermit the Frog) | t5368 |
| Buckle Up! It Makes It Harder For The Aliens To Suck You Out Of Your Car. | t5194 |
| Build A Bridge And Get Over It | t5119 |
| Careful Or You'll End Up In My Novel | t5128 |
| Caution: Old People at Play | t5285 |
| Chocolate Makes My Clothes Shrink | t694 |
| Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult | t5120 |
| Conceive Believe Achieve Receive | t698 |
| Cook? I Did That Already | t5133 |
| Dain Bramaged | t648 |
| Danger: Mouth Operates Faster Than Brain | t5187 |
| Did You Ever Notice: The Roman Numerals For Forty Are XL | t5162 |
| Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone. | t5280 |
| Do the thing you fear and the death of fear is certain. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson | t5378 |
| Don't Bother Me, I'm Living Happily Ever After | t5159 |
| Don't Get Your Tinsel In A Tangle | t5259 |
| Drinks Well With Others | t5115 |
| Energy Flows Where Attention Goes | t683 |
| Every time I hear the dirty word EXERCISE I wash my mouth out with chocolate. | t5265 |
| Everyday There Are More And More I Add To The List Of People That Can Just Kiss My Ass | t5207 |
| Everything I Say Is Fully Substantiated By My Own Opinion | t5125 |
| Exercise? OH...I thought you said Accessorize! | t5381 |
| File Missing - Windows can not find the file. Would you like some wine instead? | t5310 |
| Five Days A Week My Body Is A Temple. The Other Two It's An Amusement Park. | t769 |
| Follow Your Bliss | t682 |
| Forever my mother, for always my friend | t5300 |
| Former Princess Reigning Queen | t5192 |
| Frequent Filer | t696 |
| Friends are like four-leaf clovers, hard to find, but lucky to have | t5291 |
| Friends are therapists you can shop with! | t5326 |
| Friendship isn't a big thing, it's a million little things | t5292 |
| From your very first breath...heaven rejoiced at the miracle of God's hand | t5301 |
| Girls Just Want To Have Funds | t5132 |
| Girls Just Want To Have Sun | t5238 |
| Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. | t5266 |
| Give us this day our daily bread. | t5339 |
| Go Sell Crazy Somewhere Else We're All Stocked Up Here | t5212 |
| God Grant Me The Senility To Forget The People I Don't Like Anyway, Run Into The Ones I Do, And The Eyesight To Know The Difference | t5105 |
| Good Morning Is An Oxymoron | t663 |
| Good Morning Let The Stress Begin | t5114 |
| Grandma's The Name Spoiling's The Game (sm) | t5327 |
| Grandparents So Easy To Operate Even A Child Can Do It | t788 |
| Group Therapy (with wine glasses) | t5379 |
| Growing Old Is Mandatory Growing Up Is Optional | t661 |
| Happy wife - Happy life | t5278 |
| Heaven Sent | t5111 |
| Help I'm On The Telephone And I Can't Shut Up | t5205 |
| Help! I'm On My Cell Phone And I Can't Shut Up | t5237 |
| Her Majesty The Queen (with crown graphic) | t5358 |
| Her Royal Highness The Princess (with crown graphic) | t5359 |
| Home Is Where My Dog Is | t5248 |
| Home Of The Free Because Of My Dad | t5215 |
| Home of the Free Because of My Daughter | t5309 |
| Home Of The Free Because Of My Grandma | t5218 |
| Home Of The Free Because Of My Grandpa | t5217 |
| Home Of The Free Because Of My Mom | t5216 |
| Home of the Free Because of My Son | t5308 |
| How about less talking and more shut the hell up! | t5272 |
| How did all these people get younger than me? | t5380 |
| Humpty Dumpty Was Pushed | t5214 |
| I Am Lost: I've gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait. | t5328 |
| I Didn't Say It Was Your Fault, I Said I Was Going To Blame You. | t5130 |
| I DO Believe In Spooks, I Do, I Do! | t5329 |
| I Don't Dance | t5209 |
| I don't give a rat's ass. (picture of rat and donkey) | t5318 |
| I Don't Want To. I Don't Have To. You Can't Make Me. I'm Retired | t657 |
| I Have CDO - It's Like OCD But All The Letters Are In Order Like They Should Be! | t5225 |
| I hear my mother's voice shooting out of MY face! | t5289 |
| I Just Read An Article On The Dangers Of Drinking . . . Scared The Shit Out Of Me. So That's It! After Today, No More Reading! | t5311 |
| I laughed so hard the tears ran down my leg! | t5288 |
| I Love Cooking With Wine. . .Sometimes I Even Put It In The Food! | t5313 |
| I May Not Be Right, But I Can Sure Sound Like It | t662 |
| I Only Want To Live Long Enough To Be A Problem To My Kids | t5182 |
| I Owe I Owe It's Off To Work I Go | t5211 |
| I Recycle Cowboys | t5355 |
| I smile because you are my daughter, I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it. | t5376 |
| I Take Life With A Grain Of Salt, A Wedge Of Lime, And A Shot Of Tequila | t5113 |
| I Took An IQ Test. The Results Were Negative | t5154 |
| I Wonder How Much I Can Get Away With And Still Go To Heaven? | t5193 |
| I Would Give Up Chocolate, But I'm No Quitter | t5124 |
| I'm a hybrid - I run on chocolate and wine! | t5277 |
| I'm Having An Out-Of-Money Experience | t772 |
| I'm Not Bossy I Just Know What You Should Be Doing | t659 |
| I'm Not Messy, I'm Creative | t5123 |
| I'm Not Old. I'm Olde. | t651 |
| I'm Not Sure If Life Is Passing Me By Or Trying To Run Me Over | t5172 |
| I'm Off To See The Wizard | t5118 |
| I'm So Broke I Can't Pay Attention | t5201 |
| I'm the crazy aunt everyone warned you about! | t5360 |
| I'm the crazy uncle everyone warned you about! | t5361 |
| If at first you don't succeed, deny that you were trying at all. | t5275 |
| If I Can't Be A Good Example Then I'll Have To Be A Horrible Warning | t5177 |
| If I Had A Brain I Would Take It Out And Play With It | t5100 |
| If Mama Ain't Happy Ain't Nobody Happy | t5171 |
| If you are lucky enough to own a horse you are lucky enough | t5370 |
| If You Are Smoking In Here You Had Better Be On Fire (tile) | t649 |
| If You Can't Drill It, Saw It, Or Sand It, Then Forget It! | t5189 |
| If you don't drink, don't smoke, and don't fool around, you won't live forever, but it'll sure feel that way! - Mark Twain | t5263 |
| If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably a wise investment. | t5283 |
| If You Sprinkle When You Tinkle Be A Sweetie And Wipe The Seatie | t817 |
| If you think I'm a bitch you should meet my friend! | t5267 |
| If you think I'm a bitch you should meet my mother! | t5268 |
| If you think I'm a bitch you should meet my mother-in-law! | t5269 |
| If You Think I'm A Bitch You Should Meet My Sister | t5208 |
| If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. | t5281 |
| Imagination Is Everything. It Is The Preview Of Life's Coming Attractions. ~ Albert Einstein | t687 |
| In our marriage everything is 50-50. I cook, he eats - I wash, he wears. I shop, he pays! | t5371 |
| Is It Hot In Here Or Is It Me? | t5106 |
| It's 5 O'clock Somewhere (Tile) | t5236 |
| It's A Trap (image of Admiral Ackbar) | t5369 |
| It's All Good with Grandma & Grandpa | t5330 |
| It's Beer-Thirty | t5127 |
| It's Better To Have Loved And Lost Than To Live With The Psycho The Rest Of Your Life | t5102 |
| It's Hard To Be Nostalgic When You Can't Remember Anything | t5164 |
| It's hard to be optimistic when your fat pants are tight! | t5276 |
| It's Not Whether You Win Or Lose, But How You Place The Blame | t768 |
| It's Wine-Thirty | t5126 |
| Jack o' Lantern Face | t5352 |
| Just because I slept with you last night doesn't mean I have to ski with you today! | t5331 |
| Justify. Rationalize. Minimalize. Who Needs Reality Anyways?! | t5224 |
| Karaoke Free Zone | t668 |
| Kids: The Gift That Keeps On Taking | t5188 |
| Kindness - Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, and honest accomplishment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. | t5340 |
| Kiss Me I'm Irish | t5141 |
| Lack of Planning on Your Part Does Not Constitute an Emergency on My Part | t5312 |
| Life's A Beach (tile) | t5231 |
| Livin' the Dream | t5349 |
| Lord, Keep Your Arm Around My Shoulders And Your Hand Over My Mouth..Amen! | t5165 |
| Love one another (owl graphic) | t5356 |
| May the love of the Lord be the heart of the home. | t5341 |
| May this home be firmly built upon faith, held humbly together by hope, and ever lit by the light of God's love. | t5342 |
| May You Always Have A Shell In Your Pocket And Sand In Your Shoes (Tile) | t5235 |
| Maybe I can't stop the downpour, but I will always join you for a walk in the rain | t5293 |
| Memories Are Made At The Beach (tile) | t5228 |
| Men Are Like Chocolates - avoid the nutty ones. . .and the ones somebody else tried to put back. | t5315 |
| Men are like floor tiles - if you lay 'em right the first time you can walk on them forever | t5373 |
| Meow! (with scaredy cat graphic) | t5353 |
| Mommy's Sippy Cup | t5317 |
| My family is a freak show without the tent | t5346 |
| My Frickin' Gold Star (star graphic) | t5377 |
| My Garage My Rules | t656 |
| My Three Unwritten Rules: 1. 2. 3. | t5319 |
| National Sarcasm Society (Like We Need Your Support) | t666 |
| Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction | t5332 |
| Nothing Tastes As Good As Being Thin Feels | t667 |
| On Dasher, On Dancer, On MasterCard and Visa! | t5264 |
| Only 1 Shopping Day Left Till Tomorrow! | t5191 |
| Only The Strong Survive This Long | t653 |
| Pain Is Just Weakness Leaving The Body | t5121 |
| Paradise Found Sun Drenched Days And Starlit Nights (Tile) | t5234 |
| Party Like A Rock Star | t5104 |
| Party My Crib 2 Am | t5108 |
| Peace - It does not mean to be in a place where there is no noise, trouble, or hard work. It means to be in the midst of those things and still be calm in your heart. | t5343 |
| Plays Well With Self | t5122 |
| Please Lord Maketh My Ball To Land In Thy Green Pastures Not In Still Waters | t818 |
| Please Tell Your Boobs To Stop Staring At My Eyes | t5223 |
| PMS - Punishing My Spouse | t5320 |
| PMS - Putting up with Men's Shit | t5321 |
| PMS - the only time of the month I can be myself. | t5279 |
| Powered By Chocolate | t5116 |
| Purse Queen | t5254 |
| Put On Your Big Boy Britches And Deal With It | t5174 |
| Put On Your Big Girl Panties And Deal With It | t5176 |
| Reality Is For People Who Lack Imagination | t5161 |
| Reality...a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there | t5274 |
| Remember: If you're gonna talk behind my back you're in a perfect position to kiss my ass! | t5322 |
| Roses Are Reddish Violets Are Bluish If It Weren't For Christmas We'd All Be Jewish ~ Benny Hill | t5258 |
| Santa Is Very Jolly Because He Knows Where All The Bad Girls Live | t5257 |
| Sarcasm Is Just One More Service I Offer | t5170 |
| Say Hello to my little friend! (with gnome graphic) | t5365 |
| Seas The Day! | t5166 |
| Selective Listener | t654 |
| Sexual Harassment Will Not Be Tolerated. It Will However Be Graded | t5220 |
| Shoe Queen | t5255 |
| So far this is the oldest I've ever been. | t5362 |
| So Much Love | t5286 |
| Some Days, It's Not Even Worth Chewing Through The Restraints. | t658 |
| Some People Are Alive Only Because It Is Illegal To Kill Them | t5195 |
| Some people are like slinkies, not really good for much, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs. (sm) | t5287 |
| Something about you brings out the idiot in me | t5344 |
| Special Bulletin If You Are Grouchy, Irritating Or Just Plain Mean There Will Be A $10 Surcharge For Putting Up With You. | t5157 |
| Starlight Starbright Where The Hell Is Mr. Right? | t5156 |
| Sun Sand Surf (tile) | t5230 |
| Sunset Happy Hour At The Beach | t5233 |
| Surf's Up (tile) | t5229 |
| Teiam Player | t5366 |
| TGIF Thank God I'm Funny | t652 |
| The Best Thing About Grandma's House..Is Grandpa! | t5219 |
| The Latest Survey Shows That Three Out Of Four People Make Up 75 Percent Of The Population. | t771 |
| The Nice Part About Living In A Small Town Is That When You Don't Know What You Are Doing Someone Else Does | t5210 |
| The Rooster Crows But The Hen Delivers The Goods | t789 |
| The Supreme Court Has Ruled That They Can Not Have A Nativity Scene In Washington, D.C. This Wasn't For Any Religious Reasons. They Couldn't Find Three Wise Men And A Virgin. ~ Jay Leno | t5246 |
| The Voices Want Chocolate For Breakfast | t5777 |
| The Voices Want Chocolate With That Beer | t5190 |
| The Voices Want Chocolate With That Wine | t5226 |
| There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne. - Bette Davis | t5345 |
| There is no better friend than a sister, and there is no better sister than you | t5297 |
| They call me Mimi because I'm too cool to be Grandma! | t5363 |
| They call me Nana because I'm too cool to be Grandma! | t5357 |
| They call me Papa because I'm too cool to be Grandpa! | t5364 |
| Things To Do Today: 1. Get Up 2. Survive 3. Go To Bed | t5103 |
| Time Flies When You're Having Rum | t5185 |
| To Err Is Human But To Blame Someone Else Shows Management Potential | t5200 |
| To Err Is Human. To Forgive, Canine. | t5251 |
| Top Ten Reasons I Procrastinate: 1. | t5199 |
| Trick or Treat (in spiderweb) | t5354 |
| Warning I Have Gas And I Know How To Use It! | t5184 |
| Warning! Excessive alcohol consumption is a major factor in dancing like an idiot | t5347 |
| Warning! The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary | t5348 |
| We interrupt this marriage to bring you hunting season | t5262 |
| Well, today was a complete waste of hair products! | t5333 |
| Well, today was a complete waste of makeup! | t5334 |
| Were you born an asshole or did you work at it your whole life? | t5335 |
| What do you get when you mix PMS with a GPS? A crazy bitch who WILL find you. | t5273 |
| What Ever The Mind Can Conceive, Then Believe..It Can Achieve | t681 |
| What Happens A The Cabin Stays At The Cabin | t5204 |
| What Happens At The Beach Stays At The Beach (tile) | t5227 |
| What happens at the campground stays at the campground | t5374 |
| What Happens In Duluth Stays In Duluth | t669 |
| What Happens In The Dorm Stays In The Dorm | t5179 |
| What happens in the garage stays in the garage. | t5323 |
| What Happens in the Mountains Stays in the Mountains | t5375 |
| What Happens In The RV Stays In The RV | t697 |
| What happens in the tavern stays in the tavern | t5261 |
| What Happens In The Woods Stays In The Woods | t5144 |
| What Happens In Winona Stays In Winona | t699 |
| What Happens On Campus Stays On Campus | t5178 |
| What Would Yoda Do? Your Ass, Kick It He Would | t5222 |
| When all else fails hug your horse. | t5324 |
| When All Else Fails Manipulate The Data | t5117 |
| When I shut my mouth and turn to walk away, it doesn't mean you've won. It simply means your stupid ass isn't worth any more of my time. | t5382 |
| When you stop believing in Santa you get underwear | t5336 |
| When You Visualize, You Materialize | t684 |
| Whiners Kindly Use Cliff Exit | t5160 |
| Who Invited All Of These Tacky People?! | t5221 |
| Who Saved Who? Home Of The Loyal And Very Spoiled Rescued Dog | t5249 |
| Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints | t5271 |
| You Are The Designer Of Your Destiny ~ Your Life Is What You Create | t688 |
| You can always re-take a class but you can never re-live a party! | t5270 |
| You Can Always Tell An Irish Man, But You Can't Tell Him Much | t5155 |
| You drink too much, you gossip too much, you have questionable morals. . .You're everything I ever wanted in a friend. | t5350 |
| You Had Me At Beer | t692 |
| You Had Me At Woof! | t5247 |
| You have a brain, what you need is an education. | t5337 |
| You Have The Right To Remain Silent. Use It! | t5183 |
| You know why divorces are so expensive? They're worth it. ~Willie Nelson | t5316 |
| You Lost Me At Stay! ~ The Dog | t5250 |
| You Must Be Confusing Me With The Maid We Don't Have | t5198 |
| You Rest, You Rust | t5107 |
| Your friendship has planted a little garden in my corner of the world | t5296 |
| Your Thoughts And Feelings Create Your Life. Live Your Best Life Now! | t689 |
