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TSA Office Memos: Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants. Grope discounts available. If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner first! Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady. We are now free to move about your pants. Wanna fly? Drop your fly. We've handled more balls than Barney Frank. TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'. We rub you the wrong way so you can be on your way. You WERE a virgin. . . Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy. It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat. When in doubt, we make you whip it out. We handle more packages than the USPS.

Features:

• Size: 9x18 inches
• Made from solid knotty pine
• Beveled edges
• Routed slot in back for hanging