You Know You're A Nurse If: You can drink a pot of coffee then go home and go to bed. You view stress as a normal part of life. You know the menu, phone numbers and delivery hours of every restaurant in town. You get a call giving you the name of your new admit and you have their Care Plan done before they even hit the floor. You believe a good tape job will fix everything. You believe everyone needs a good shot of vitamin H once in awhile. You believe the inventor of call bells has earned a special place in Hell. You know it's a full moon without looking at the sky. You believe PITA is an acceptable admitting diagnosis. You believe the number one rule of nursing is Don't Get Any On Ya.