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Bar Phone Fees $1 Not Here $2 On His Way Out $3 Just Left $4 Haven't Seem Him All Day $5 Who? Make Arrangements Upon Arrival
Features:
- Size: 9x12 inches
- Made from solid knotty pine
- Beveled edges
- Routed slot in back for hanging
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