If I ever go missing, I want my picture on a wine bottle...
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If I ever go missing, I want my picture on a wine bottle instead of a milk carton. That way, my friends will know I'm missing.
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- Size: 3.5x10 inches
- Made from solid knotty pine
- Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting
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