If you don't drink, don't smoke, and don't fool around...
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If you don't drink, don't smoke, and don't fool around, you won't live forever, but it'll sure feel that way! - Mark Twain
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- Size: 7x7 inches
- Made from solid knotty pine
- Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting
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