Motto To Live By...Chocolate and Martini

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  • Motto To Live By...Chocolate and Martini
  • Shown in Cottage White with Black Lettering


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Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Chocolate In One Hand, Martini In The Other, Body Thoroughly Used Up Totally Worn Out And Screaming Woo Hoo What A Ride!


  • Size: 9x18 inches
  • Made from solid knotty pine
  • Beveled edges
  • Routed slot in back for hanging
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