My promise to my children: For as long as I live I will...

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My promise to my children: For as long as I live I will always be your parent first and your friend second. I will stalk you, flip out on your, lecture you, drive you insane, be your worst nightmare and hunt you down like a bloodhound when I have to, because I love you. When you understand that, I will know you have become a responsible adult. You will never find anyone else in your life who loves, prays, cares, and worries about you more than I do. If you don't mutter under your breath "I hate you" at least once in your life, I am not doing my job properly.

Features:

  • Size: 9x36 inches
  • Made from solid knotty pine
  • Beveled edges
  • Routed slot in back for hanging
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Lemon Lime
Apple Green
Baby Aqua
Baby Blue
Lavender
Baby Pink
Baby Tangerine
Baby Yellow
Cream
Celery
Kelly
Baby Green
Light Blue
Purple
Pink
Tangerine
Sunflower
Toffee
Sage
Emerald
Sea Blue
Williamsburg Blue
Plum
Blush
Coral
Mustard
Brown
Moss
Peacock
Aqua
Royal
Elderberry
Raspberry
Paprika
Gold
Green
Slate
Turqoise
Blue
Burgundy
Red
Burnt Orange
Caramel
Cottage White
Putty
Anchor Gray
Charcoal
Black
Walnut & Poly
Walnut Stain
Chestnut Stain
Butternut Stain
Poly
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1 Review

  • 5
    I was very pleased with the product and prompt delivery.

    Posted by Anne Wirth on 15th Oct 2019

    I was very satisfied with the quality and workmanship of the item.

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