When you're young and fall off a horse, you break things...
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When you're young and fall off a horse, you break things. When you're my age, you splatter. - Roy Rogers
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- Size: 3.5x10 inches
- Made from solid knotty pine
- Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting
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