You Might Be A Nurse If...

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You Might Be A Nurse If. . .You've ever had a patient look you dead in the eye and say, I don't know how that got stuck there. You firmly believe that too stupid to live should be a diagnosis. You don't believe 90% of what you're told and 75% of what you see. You believe every waiting room should have a Valium salt lick. You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce. You believe the problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

Features:

  • Size: 9x18 inches
  • Made from solid knotty pine
  • Beveled edges
  • Routed slot in back for hanging
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Lemon Lime
Apple Green
Baby Aqua
Baby Blue
Lavender
Baby Pink
Baby Tangerine
Baby Yellow
Cream
Celery
Kelly
Baby Green
Light Blue
Purple
Pink
Tangerine
Sunflower
Toffee
Sage
Emerald
Sea Blue
Williamsburg Blue
Plum
Blush
Coral
Mustard
Brown
Moss
Peacock
Aqua
Royal
Elderberry
Raspberry
Paprika
Gold
Green
Slate
Turqoise
Blue
Burgundy
Red
Burnt Orange
Caramel
Cottage White
Putty
Anchor Gray
Charcoal
Black
Walnut & Poly
Walnut Stain
Chestnut Stain
Butternut Stain
Poly
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